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“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table. Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too. Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush. Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say – what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp. Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right? Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow. I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.”

— What People Really Look Like

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i loooove it when my mom is so so dramatic and yells at me over minor inconveniences. fuck

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GROOMER IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!

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me bc im me and me is great

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this is been simultaneously the lowest most grating day and also the quickest ever

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what if i... killed myself? over this?

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realizing that im just. not good at showing emotion that isnt my usual jesterlike manner. or saying sorry. or saying thank you.

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you ever daydream about a fictional scenario so much that you actually angry cry. actually fuck it this is a daynightmare

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yeah i could kill myself over this

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if you eat loudly you need to kill yourself at once im so serious

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i swear to god if one more thing happens to me im killing myself

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RAAAAAAAAHHHH SHES SO FUCKING STUPID I HOPE SHE FUCKING DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT is wrong with me WHY do i resent the people who give me physical affection when thats one of the things i crave most ⁉️

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me right after cutting myself whooping and hollering and waving my hat in the air like yeehaw!! hip hip horray!!

me two minutes after cutting myself when it starts to sting and the blood sticks to my sweatpants like wtf..........who did this.............

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sometimes i wonder how someone can feel good abt cutting themselves. like it hurts how does that make you feel good. and then i cut myself and i feel so accomplished and its like ooooooooh. now i get it.

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On the verge rn

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Why do I feel so unsafe in this walmart