nyctophile-moi

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men have one homoerotic rivalry and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

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literally though

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there was a prof that i absolutely hated in college and then we ended up becoming penpals over the summer. i think i have a crush on him now.

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been exchanging reels on tumblr w a mutual like it was our love language, so naturally i was shocked when they wanted to add me on their instagram. like it wasn’t a huge deal?

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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do you have a favorite thing in life?

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i’m sure silence should hurt less.

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i wish some of you lived down the street so i could go to your house and bother you in person every single day

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got a fuckass bob. lessgooo.

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why are you into girls? ....

have you seen them

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#derry girls and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by nyctophile-moi

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

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Do people really think Sabrina is gonna release an album about how she loves being treated like a dog by men. Manchild is out, you can listen to it anytime

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hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??