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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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Here's the rest of the artwork released for Project Voltage, the collaboration between Hatsune Miku and Pokemon! Let me know your favourites in the tags :]

Check out Part 1

Here's the source for all the artwork

Check under the cut for all of the character sheets (I didn't want to make the post too long)

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SEX-ED GUIDE,

Because the popular one going around since 2014 that's got 630,000 notes is full of broken links

Educational videos with Sexplanations/Dr. Lindsey Doe (also on Tumblr @tumblingdoe ), and Watts the Safeword + a couple of other sources.

GENITALIA

The Penis

Does Size Matter?

Curved Penises

Testicles

Can a Penis Break?

Vulvas and Vaginas

Hymen

Vaginismus 101

The Clitoris

37 Clitoris' (YouTube video contains images of human genitals in an educational context)

Vaginal Orgasms?

Kegals

HYGIENE

Vagina and Vulva Hygiene

Does My Dentist Know if I've Given Head

Butthole Maintainance

NON SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS

Bacterial Vaginosis 101

Yeast Infections 101

Urinary Tract Infections

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS

STIs (and puppy pictures)

HIV FAQ

PrEP

Lindsey Takes an HIV Test (no needles)

What is Herpes?

CONSENT

What is Consent

How to NOT Rape (consent 101/what is rape)

Saying No

Sexual Negotiation

Age of Consent

Consent and Kink - Watts the Safeword

DISABILITY AND SEXUALITY

Sex and Disabilities - Watts the Safeword

Disability and sex Dr. Doe

(Sex)abled: Disability Uncensored - Health Equity Institute

The Last Taboo: Sexuality and Disability Documentary

LGBTQIA+

Gender Affirming Surgeries

A Trans History

Questioning

Bisexual Erasure

Lesbian Flirting

Demisexuality

5 asexuality experiences

Polyamory, Asexuality, Nonbinary Journey: Interview

How Do I Know That I'm Intersex

RELATIONSHIPS

Monogamy with Hank Green

Polyamory

Polyam Lingo

Mismatched Sex Drives

Friends With Benefits

How to Date Long Distance

Finding a Partner

BARRIERS

Sex Shields

Condom Time - let's play

How to Put a Condom on an Intact Penis

More on Condoms

Internal Condoms

Boners vs Condoms - erection trouble?

CONTRACEPTION

Pregnancy Prevention

Choosing Birth Control

Emergency Contraception - Plan B, Morning After, Copper IUD

Does Pulling Out Work?

HAVING SEX

How to Get the Sex You Want

Sex and Autism

Orgasmic Sex Positions

First Time Tips

Fingering

Squirting

Anal Sex Prep

Anal Sex

Prostate Massage

Cunnilingus

Felatio

Analingus

Pegging

Transgender Sex

SEX TOYS

Toy Cleaning Experiment

Sex Toys 101

Vibrator Guide

DIY Sex Toys

DIY Dildos

DIY Fake Semen

Cock Rings

Clit Stimulators

KINK

Consent and Kink - Watts the Safeword

Aftercare - Watts The Safeword

Large Object Insertion

Kinky Red Flags - Watts the Safeword

Bondage 101

Trans and Kink - Watts the Safeword

Rubber Kink 101 - Watts the Safeword

Chastity for Beginners - Watts the Safeword

Pup Play for beginners - Watts the Safeword

Breathplay for Beginners - Watts the Safeword

Erotic Asphyxiation

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Just had to talk a friend down from a two cakes crisis. Her cakes - meaning her fic - are absolutely fine, but she felt a little down and checked out the rest of the dessert table. She got caught up in the whole comparison thing. "Oh man, this fic is way better than mine 😞."

And hoo boy, have I ever been there. When I was writing prolifically, I just wouldn't read. I couldn't because I knew I'd go into that fic measuring mindset and declare myself the loser, have to step away from the keyboard and stare out the window a while. And if I had an exchange deadline? Absolute worst timing.

Not everyone goes through that of course, but it's more common than you think, even with so-called established writers. I've seen people delete wips or even their whole account over that burden of doubt. So here are some possible tips to crawl out from under that burden:

Table it. You're done for the day. You've been staring at that cursor for too long. You have no perspective on your work anymore. Go do something else: play with your dog/cat/fish, go for a walk, eat something, go to bed if it's late.

Re-engage with the source material. Watch an episode, read a chapter, listen to that podcast, whatever it is. Find that voice in your head that sings in harmony with the source.

Read positive comments left on your previous work. Trust what they've told you. Because the liar here is your doubt, not your readers.

Hit up that friend you trust and ask them to tell you your strengths. Even if you don't believe it right now, you have strengths as a writer. Maybe it's worldbuilding, maybe it's dialogue; your friend will give you concrete examples. You don't need a beta right now, that will come later.

You're not alone. This is a community. Even if it's a rarepair or gen fic in a niche fandom - and especially then! - someone will be so happy that you brought that cake to the table.

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The Ultimate YANDERE TYPES List | Extensive Graph and List

So I was doing research for my writing and I found a really good Yandere Types chart!

Full sources and links to further reading will be below in the notes!

And before getting into it, remember to read the trigger warnings and content warnings. This is Yandere fiction we’re talking about, so it’s going to get messed up.

Themes + Trigger Warnings + Content Warnings:

Possessiveness, Obsessiveness, Unhealthy relationships, Religious themes, themes of sociopathy, themes of mental illness, hallucinations, delusions, hallucinations and delusions due to drugs, mentions of: physical abuse, sexual abuse, brainwashing, murder, suicide, murder-suicide, self-harm, stalking, panic attacks, cannibalism, necrophilia.   

{click to open and zoom in to see the details! I'm so sorry, mobile app users :(}

Broad types. Click them to see more information!

Possessive Type

Shackling Type

"Denpa" Delusional Type

Love and Hate Type

Intoxicated Type

Stalker Type

Sources:

This does not belong to me. I only gave a summary of what I read. ORIGINAL SOURCE LINKED HERE.

It's an English translation of material from an upcoming game called Yandere Town. UNTRANSLATED, ORIGINAL JAPANESE SOURCE LINKED HERE. I do not know when this game is coming out, but darn the details that went into this is crazy! It might help you out if you're writing anything yandere!

(Original translators, I have no problem with taking this down if you don't want me reposting your translation to my blog! ^_^)

♡If you want to see more content like this check out the Writing and Yandere Masterlist and if you want to learn about this blog check out all things sketchprincess02!♡

♡Please consider REBLOGGING and COMMENTING if this helps you!♡

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This article documents the severe and ongoing specimen neglect I witnessed over 12 months working at Florida State Collection of Arthropods. FSCA actively solicits donations, then picks and chooses what specimens to care about based on individuals' personal favorites. The rest are left to rot.

Please take a look and consider sharing this, it's extremely important for people (especially in science, taxonomy, natural history, museum curation, etc) to know how and why scientific material is being lost.

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Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you’re nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you’re using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you’re using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren’t constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I’m sorry I know it hurts I’m guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

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NSFW/Smut Dialogue Prompts - masterpost

I needed more than just 100 prompts that people can request so I combined these x x x x posts into one. Feel free to reblog and use them for your own blogs and fics!

“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop."

"Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”

“Aw, your legs are trembling~ does it feel that good?”

“Baby, it’s cold outside.”

“Bet I can make you come without ever touching you.”

“Breed me!”

“Can you guys just fuck already?”

“Car sex looks so much easier in the movies. "

"Catch me if you can!”

“Christ, put some clothes on!”

“Cum all over my face”

“Cum for me.”

“Did I just say that out loud?”

“Did you come inside?!”

“Do you like it? I put it on just for you.”

“Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?”

“Don’t treat me like a princess”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“Don’t cover your mouth… I like hearing you.”

“Don’t talk, just spread your legs"

“Don’t you dare to pull out.”

"Don’t you know how to knock?!”

“Fine, but… only if we go slow, okay?”

“Finish inside me, I mean it .”

“First one to cum is the loser.”

“Forget the bed… let’s do it right here.”

“Here, let me show you how to do it.”

“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here."

"How long do we have?”

“I can’t wait until we’re alone. There are so many things I want to do to you right now.”

“I could watch you ride me all day."

"I don’t care about consequences.”

“I don’t have to be inside you to make you feel good…”

“I don’t like the blindfold… I want to see you!”

“I like it when you touch me there."

"I like your toys. Can I have them in me? ”

“I swear this was an accident!”

“I think you deserve a treat.”

“I want to see those pretty little lips wrapped around my cock.”

“I want you to fill me.”

“I wanna fuck you right up against the window.”

“If I’d known how much you liked to be watched I would’ve invited him/her/them sooner.”

“If we get caught, I’m blaming you”

“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

“Is this sofa strong enough for both of us?"

"I’ll call in sick again.”

“I’ll do anything you want me to do to you, but you have to say it out loud.”

“I’m gonna marry you just for doing that.”

“I’m in heat./ I’m horny. ”

“I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know you’re mine.”

“I’ve been thinking about doing this all day."

"Just sit back and let me give you a show.”

“Keep doing that, and I’ll cum in no time"

“Lay back and touch yourself. I want to watch.”

"Leave your hand there, sweetheart, it feels good."

"Let me show you why we should stay in bed. ”

“Let’s do it in the bathroom, you can be as messy as you want.”

“Let’s sneak in and do it there.”

“Lick it. Right there.”

“Looks like someone wants to be a dad/mom.”

“Make sure I won’t be able to walk tomorrow”.

“My cum’s dripping out, let me push it back in you.”

“Oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~"

"On all fours, right now!”

“Please tell me you got protection.”

“Please, let me taste you.”

“Please, ruin me.”

“Round 2, baby” (or any number, lol)

“Someone’s happy to see me."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.”

“Swallow. All of it.”

“That is kinky even by my standards…”

“That position looks impossible enough, let’s try it.”

“That’s a nice way to start a day”

“That’s it, keep cumming.”

“They’re all watching the movie. They’re not even going to notice.”

“Three is not a crowd. Three is just a start.”

“WOAH- is that going to fit?”

“Were you just masturbating?”

“We’re already late… do you want to be more late?”

“We’re gonna need a bigger bed.”

“We’ve been doing it for three hours… How come you’re not tired?” (or any number, lol)

“What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.”

“What are you doing in my bed?!"

"What else are you hiding under there?”

“What if I want them to hear/see us?”

“What the fuck, that was amazing. Do it again."

"Who cares if everyone’s watching?”

“You are better than any toy I’ve tried.”

“You look so hot when you dance.“

“You really do love drinking my cum, don’t you?”

"You saw me naked!”

“You taste so sweet/salty”

“You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

“Your head between my legs sounds good right now."

"You’re bigger than I expected.”

“You’re mine, and I don’t share.”

“You’re so cute when you’re all tied up and needy…..”

“You’re so flexible…”

“You’ve got too many clothes on.

“Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?”

“Fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”

“Move an inch and you won’t be coming tonight.”

“You look just about good enough to eat.”

“Take your clothes off. Right now.”

“We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?”

“Hands behind your back.”

“Open your mouth for me, baby.”

“Is it good when I touch you here? Or maybe here?”

“Beg for it.”

“Be a good girl/boy for mommy/daddy.”

“I’m going to fucking ruin you.”

“You’re so in for it when we get home.”

“You can take it, you’ve done it before.”

“Just a little more.”

“I won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”

“Suck on my fingers.”

“You look so good with my hands around your neck.”

“Keep your eyes open, look at me, baby.”

“Kiss me properly.”

“You’re so wet.”

“Look how good you take it.”

“My baby, you did so well.”

“God, you feel amazing.”

“Swallow. All of it.”

“Faster! Please, let me come!”

“Do think you deserve a reward/punishment?”

“Don’t make a mess, baby.”

“Come one more time for me, I know you’ve got it in you.”

“Stay still, don’t move your hips.”

“How do you want it?”

“I don’t care if it takes all night, you will submit.”

“Show me how much you missed me.”

“Did you come already?”

“Can you use your hand?”

“Harder.”

“It’s not too tight, is it?”

“I want to see you, want to watch you come.”

“Enough, please, I can’t take anymore!”

“That’s so fucking hot.”

“What makes you think I’m going to fuck you?”

“Spread your legs for mommy/daddy, I want to see you.”

“Slowly, baby, I’m not going anywhere.”

“Holy shit, you came pretty quickly.”

“Do you need to use your safeword, darling?”

“Do you know what happens when you misbehave?”

“Are you holding back? Don’t.”

“Shall we put that mouth to better use?”

“You’re going to come untouched, do you understand?”

“I want it. I want to taste you.”

“Don’t think so much, just let your body take control.”

“Won’t you help me? Please?”

“I don’t like getting off on my own.”

“Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere.”

“It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off.”

“I want you so bad.”

“You seem more sensitive than usual.”

“No one’s ever touched me like this, fuck.”

“Turn over, baby.”

“Come for me, you’ve done so well.”

“Again! Please, again!”

“Touch yourself.”

“I said I’d take care of you, did you think I wouldn’t follow through on that?”

“I don’t want anyone else. No one else can make me feel like you do.”

“I know, baby, I know. I’m right here, just breathe.”

“Please! Give it to me!”

“So good for me, look at how much you came.”

“Shh, just look at me, baby.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Where did this attitude come from?”

“You like it that much, hm?”

“I need it! Please!”

“God, you love it like this, don’t you?”

“Don’t tease me.”

“Please, I can’t sit still.”

“You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.”

“I need you. I need you both, right now.”

“You know, I could always get you off right here, right now.”

“I can be good, so good! I swear!”

“You didn’t come yet, let me-”

“Do you wonder what it is that makes me scream?”

“We have to make this quick.”

“You’re easy to please.”

“Why not tonight? I’m even wearing something pretty.”

“Why are you being so gentle with me? I like it when you’re rough.”

“Does it make you nervous when I stare?”

“It’s hot when you talk back.”

“You’re so messy.”

“Your thighs are shaking so much.”

“I know what I like, I know my limits.”

“Be good for me and I’ll untie you.”

“I can’t- please- I can’t-”

“That’s good, baby, keep doing that.”

“Just relax for me, I’ll make it feel good.”

“Quiet, baby, the others will hear.”

“I had this dream and- fuck- you couldn’t keep your hands of me.”

“I was good while you were gone! I didn’t even touch myself.”

“I never thought I’d hear you say that, fuck, that’s hot.”

“I want more, please, give me more!”

“You’re still horny? Didn’t I fuck you hard enough last night?”

1“don’t make me take you home and punish you. or, is that what you want, slut?”

“move an inch and you won’t be coming tonight”

“you know, you always look better when i mark you up”

“you’re not going out in that outfit”

“take off your clothes. right now”

“you look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat”

“don’t give me that look”

“you’re more than just a one night stand”

“what if somebody sees us?”

“you’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught”

“so desperate for it, aren’t you? if you want it, you better start taking it”

“i told you, you’re mine”

“you belong to me”

“would you rather fuck him/her instead of me?”

“i love it when you moan my name”

“no panties. you need me that bad?”

“don’t cum yet”

“i love it when you talk dirty”

“be a good girl and spread your legs”

“like what you see?”

“open your mouth for me, baby”

“beg for it”

“i don’t care how good it feels, you better not come until i tell you to”

“i bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. we’ll see how cute you look later when i get you home”

“be a good girl for mommy/daddy”

“i’m going to ruin you”

“you’re in trouble now”

“take off your clothes”

“did i say you could stop?”

“i love the way you look with my fingers inside of you”

“you keep acting like a brat and i’ll take you over my knee right here. i don’t care how many people are watching”

“don’t make me tell you twice”

“you taste like candy”

“the only way you’re getting off is on my thigh”

“touch yourself for me”

“is that my hoodie?”

“you can take it”

“keep your eyes open for me, baby”

“behave”

“there’s only one bed”

“if you can’t sleep then...how about we have sex instead?”

“if you interrupt me one more time, so help me god”

“you better be quiet or everyone’s going to know what a naughty little slut you are”

“look at you. i’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking”

“want some help with that?”

“come here. you can sit on my lap until i’m done working”

“you look so pretty on your knees like that”

“did you touch yourself while i was gone?”

“you’re not leaving the house wearing that”

“look at what you do to me”

“stay quiet”

“i want you inside me”

“you feel so good”

“suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me”

“you look so good with my hands around your neck”

“you’re so wet”

“you did so good for me, baby”

“could (s)he make you feel as good as i do?”

“if i have to stop what i’m doing, you won’t be able to walk for the next week”

“don’t worry, i’ll take good care of you”

“be a good girl and spread your legs for me”

“you deserve a reward for being so good for me today. what would you like it to be?”

“what did you just say?”

“such a needy little thing, aren’t you?”

“pushing back against my fingers already? how pathetic”

“you have no idea how much i want you”

“if you don’t like my teasing then why are you moaning?”

“say it”

“come one more time for me, baby. i know you can do it”

“god, you feel amazing”

“how do you want it?”

“don’t fucking touch what isn’t yours”

“i know a workout you might actually enjoy”

“i had no idea you were into this kind of thing”

“i’ve never done this before”

“spend the night with me?”

“please don’t stop”

“what are you doing in my bed?”

“stop distracting me”

“if i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week”

“i don’t care if it takes all night, you will submit”

“harder”

“is that a tattoo?”

“do you know how beautiful you are? it’s truly distracting”

“you know i don’t like to be teased”

“just shut up and fuck me”

“mind if i join?”

“we’re in public”

“slowly, baby. i’m not going anywhere”

“do you need to use your safeword?”

“aww, poor baby. do you want me to take care of it for you?”

“no one’s ever touched me like this”

“turn over, baby”

“you know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you came in”

“i see the gift i got you fits well”

“come for me. you’ve done so well”

“you know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck”

“just relax for me, i’ll make you feel good”

“i was good while you were gone! i didn’t even touch myself”

“does it make you nervous when I stare?”

"You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up."

"You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat."

"How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?"

"You'd better be quiet if you don't want to get caught."

"You look good all soaking wet."

"Are you sure that's what you want? I could really hurt you."

"Oh my god you're so much better than the last person I was with."

"If you're going to act like a little brat then I'm going to treat you like a little brat."

"I don't care how good it feels you'd better not cum until I tell you to."

"Look, I'm not into choking but I wouldn't mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while."

"I bet you think you're real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We'll see how cute you look later when I get you home."

"You don't have to be gentle with me, I don't break easily."

"Touch yourself for me."

"Do you think you deserve to be punished?"

"You take my fingers so well don't you?"

"Shut up and take your pants off."

"When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me."

"Are you wearing my shirt?"

"Do you need me to finger you first?"

"You'd better be quiet or everyone's going to know what a naughty little slut you are."

"Did I stutter? Do as you're told!"

"Look at you, I've only started using my fingers and you're already shaking."

"I can't wait to be on my knees for you later."

"Maybe if I punish you it'll help you remember who you belong to next time."

"Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?"

"Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me."

"Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn't tease me."

"If you keep making those sounds I'm not going to be able to stop myself."

"Take it off. Slowly."

"Such a needy little thing, aren't you?"

"Why don't you go put on something pretty for me?"

"Kitten, don't make me tell you twice."

"Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic."

"I love the sounds you make when you come undone."

"Maybe I should get you a collar so you don't forget who you belong to."

"You'd better watch your fucking mouth."

"Did I say you could stop?"

"I need you. Now!"

"I'm so sick of your voice. Why don't you come over here and put your mouth to better use?"

"I love the way you look with my fingers inside you."

"You keep acting like a little brat and I'll take you over my knee right here, I don't care how many people are watching."

"I guess I'll just get off all by myself."

"Don't you want to play with me?"

"Yes! I mean yes, Sir!"

"When we get home I'm cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore."

"Wanna see what I'm wearing underneath all this?"

"You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?"

"I can't wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin."

"You look so good on your knees like that."

"I only want to please you."

"Did you touch yourself while I was gone?"

"Are you going to be good from now on?"

"Is that a tattoo?"

"These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want."

"Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don't we see how many times I can make you cum right now."

"Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you."

"I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now."

"Do you know how beautiful you are? It's truly distracting."

"So desperate for it, aren't you? Well, if you want it so bad you'd better start taking it."

"Please? I'll be good, I promise!"

"If you don't change out of those shorts and into some pants I'll have them around your ankles by lunch time."

"I bet all our neighbors can hear you, I bet they all know what a dirty little slut you are."

"Open your mouth."

"I never knew someone could cum that fast just from a few fingers."

"Pull my hair!"

"If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I'm going to bend you over that bed."

"If you want to cum you'd better beg."

"You know I don't like to be teased."

"Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you."

"Say my name over and over again and, once you think you've said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who's making you feel good."

"I'm gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you're spreading your legs for me."

"Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?"

"I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it."

"Wow, I think you're blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you."

"You know, you look real pretty when you cry."

"I think I like you better with a gag in your mouth."

"Tell me what you like."

"Shh, don't worry, I'll take very good care of you."

"Look at you, grinding against everything, you're really desperate for it. Aren't you?"

"How do you feel about two at once?"

"Is that a thong?"

"Yeah, that's it, baby, just like that."

"Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?"

"I love it when you dress up for me."

"Did you dress up just for me?"

"Let me show you what happens to little brats who don't follow the rules."

"Think you can handle that much?"

"Mmm, good morning to you too."

"Just pull the car over!"

"What's wrong? I thought you liked teasing."

"Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?"

"Come on, take it all on your own like a good little pet."

"It's okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I'm between your legs."

"Be a good girl/boy and do what I tell you."

"That tickles."

"Were you touching yourself without permission?"

"I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this."

"I see the gift I got you fits well."

"You know, there wasn't a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in."

"Call me selfish, but I don't ever want anyone else to touch you."

[nyeowmi]

100 Drabble Challenge: Whump Edition

The Challenge: write a hundred drabbles, exactly 100 words each, for a hundred brief prompts! I’ve seen some of these floating around but not one specifically whump-themed. As such, I’m doing my duty!

Ache

Burn

Cut

Darkness

Faint

Cough

Stranded

Weak

Temperature

Stumble

Chains

Slap

Hunger

Thirst

Tremble

Sob

Hide

Knife

Mockery

Revenge

Gag

Strangle

Pet

Bedridden

Hallucination

Distrust

Ensnare

Blindfold

Sore

Fall

Pinned

Ransom

Escape

Comatose

Shock

Tissues

Bath

Retch

Exposed

Swollen

Bitterness

Left Behind

Shove

Hoarse

Whip

Sweat

Band-Aid

Punishment

Worry

Lies

Bite

Rage

Blurry Vision

Crutches

Stress

Heat

Infection

Dragged

False Smile

Car Trunk

Grudge

Breakdown

Wheeze

Shot

Unsteady

Bedside Manner

Cage

Whimper

Scratch

Threat

Toss and Turn

Lonely

Vertigo

Pale

Buried

Overload

Argument

Painkillers

Pressure

Therapy

Glazed Eyes

Vigil

Cornered

Thrash

Dangling

Gone Wrong

Overworked

Scars

Oxygen

Cold Floor

Tearstains

Terror

Impossible Choice

ER

Bruises

Forced to Watch

Bloodshot

Defiance

Broken

Loss

[nyeowmi]

commission prices for 2022

writing has always been a passion of mine and now i'm actively trying to make it so that i writing can not only be my passion but my livelyhood.

hi, my name is naomi. if you're on this blog and reading my comission prices, you've probably seen my writing floating around tumblr or ao3. i've written numerous fanfictions about numerous fandoms and have all done it pretty much pro bono.

now, if you want, you can have a fully customised piece of your own!

COMMISSIONS OPEN

i'm offering:

a piece of writing that's at least 300 words and, at most, 30k words long. the writing can be a chaptered work, a oneshot, a short drabble or a letter sent from a character you choose. heck, it can be anything! as long as it's fiction work (so, no, i won't write your paper on male circumcision in early europe)

i'll write any genre you choose! the genres i specialise in are romance, sci-fi, fantasy and erotica/smut but i'm willing to write whatever genre you want!

i'll also write for any fandom you want me to write for and there's no extra charge if it's a fandom i don't know about. i'll happily research abt it loool and i'd be really impressed if you request a fandom i haven't heard of so it's a win win

if it's a romance piece of writing, you can request a pairing with your character and the reader, your character and a character from a fandom or two characters from a fandom together. i'd also love to do any combination of those as a polyship (more than two people in a romantic relationship)

you can give me whatever you want and i'll run with it. do have a story idea that you love but nobody wants to write? do you have a pairing that literally nobody is creating content for? you just have a really cute character you want to receive some love? i'm happy to write it!

my pricing will be 10 cents per word, which is $3 for 300 words, $10 for 1000 words and $300 for 30k words! if i accidentally write over the amount you've requested, i won't charge you for it so don't worry about that. also, i'd love to be tipped 20% but it's totally fine and not required. you'd already be helping me out loads by commissioning me!

i'm very flexible with payment since i understand people may be a bit cautious about sellers running off with their money. i'd prefer all the money upfront but we can also do half the payment upfront and the other half after i've written the fanfic!

if you're interested in commissioning me, the best way to contact me is through my discord nyeowmi#1004. you can also contact me through my twitter @nyooomNyooom, here on tumblr or at my email nyeowmi@gmail.com

most of the time, it'll only take me about a week to write your piece but, of course, the longer the piece, the longer it will take me to write it. but a week is the goal and, if there's any delays, i'll be very communicative about it and let you know.

i reserve the right to turn down any commissions but that's really honestly unlikely since i'm a debauched writer who'd do anything for money loool! you're allowed to share the finished commission on social media and i will also ask if i'm able to share your commission on my tumblr or social media. however, you're not allowed to sell the commission or otherwise try to earn money using my commission without my permission

if you need examples of my writing, all of my blogs are on my linkt.ree and any commissions i've written will be published here on the blog

[nyeowmi]

just wanted to say that the reason this blog is blank (though it's not so blank now loool) is becos i post things/reblog things from my other side blogs. idk, just want to keep all my posts/reblogs organised into neat little categories (mainly fandoms) so i'll follow with this blog but i post/reblog with my other blogs

★ my linktr.ee