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MY BABY ❤

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I just wanted to post my cat, my heart, my beloved, my emotional support, my best friend, and the one who has been with me through all my sickness and struggles. I may be bedridden sometimes, but he stays with me. I may be constantly tired, but he sleeps with me. I may be crying more often than not, but he comforts me. I may be depressed, but he cheers for me. He gives me kisses when I'm in pain. He puts his paw in my hand as I sleep. He uses his little body to warm me as best as he can. He purrs till I fall asleep. He was there when I needed surgery. He goes with me to get icecream. He protects me from strangers and family even if they aren't a threat. He makes me laugh by being silly. This is my beloved Mort. I love him more than the world.

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I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE

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I've read this so many times and I still love it. Perfection on every read 💞

Yo. My Azrael's coconut cum shitpost is being reblogged lately for some reason. So I thought that I'll bring out this ancient (3 - year old?) Azrael smut fic that has started it all.

It's called "Azrael is a kinkster" - the title really does say it all - very long, and also contains descriptions of BDSM practices. I'll link to the AO3 so that you can see the tags and decide for yourself whether this is something that you want to get acquainted with your eyeballs. Have fun if you do!~

Yeah, I know that I see this character...differently. :D

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Holy crap. So I stopped existing for a while, but hey. I'm back.

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*Brings a coffin with a blanket and pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookies*

"Will this suffice?"

*internally dead*

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"Do you want a coffin or a blanket? And cookies? Yes or no?"

*internally dead*

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Really random.

I feel hella proud of myself. I have not exercised in 5 years. I am extremely overweight and easily exhausted. I just did a full workout today (sorta. Pushups kill.) I finally decided to get off my butt, diet, and exercise. Honestly feels good.

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"Does anybody wanna do raids and adventures with me on sword and shield?"

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When the ad reminds you that you're overweight

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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Kitty has a slowpoke on his head :3

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"Breaking News: Internationally wanted criminal gets beat up by smol child."

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

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Fixed it.

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

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*Cries in wants to go but is out with a massive cold*

((I work at a middle school.

I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOOOL

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"You have a point."

‘‘  AND THERE’S NOIVERN ON MY ASS LIKE THEY AREN’T GOING TO EAT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS .  ’’

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"Who would ever want to eat a rat?"

‘‘  AND THERE’S NOIVERN ON MY ASS LIKE THEY AREN’T GOING TO EAT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS .  ’’

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The Noivern:

‘‘  AND THERE’S NOIVERN ON MY ASS LIKE THEY AREN’T GOING TO EAT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS .  ’’