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CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS
CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS
CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS
CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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fandom wiki simulator
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I'm in love with elf chilchuck
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*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
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the way this is phrased to avoid confronting the reality that people can’t afford food anymore
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I think he wld be very happy as a zookeeper
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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touch me while your bros play team fortress - taylor swift if she was awesome
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(EDIT: okay fine I won’t count comics as part of the books category)
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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