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No. >:3 give it to me.

"What is your gender"

You can't have it go get your own

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

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Let's roll into balls with mama

Armadillo officinalis and assorted offspring.

babies are growing slowly but faster than I expected. seems like there’s some color variation among them, although I’m not sure if it will last.

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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

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I think if I ever have kids... I'm gonna raise them to believe that limes are unripe lemons. Just cause

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look at the excitement in his body language

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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many are asking this