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my friend and i were arguing about soup

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If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

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the children playing outside below my apartment are very seriously and passionately accusing each other of witchcraft

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It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work

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i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?

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the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

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sorry guys but my cat is going to die soon if he doesn't get some help

hey i know its christmas eve but my dad's cat/my old cat has been really sick and we dont know what's wrong with him and my dad is really poor and low on income right now. so am i and he was trying to help me out of a situation where i wont be able to pay rent but he cant right now and now this

his cat suka is only 7 and he has been trying to treat the problem on his own because he cant afford the vet but i really dont want him to die because he isnt getting any better. he said the animal hospital which is the only thing open or around him that he knows of requires a deposit of 300 before they even try to treat him. he really needs help.

anything anyone can spare will go to saving my cats life. please please reblog. this is heartbreaking to have happening especially around christmas. i dont have a good family relationship but i really don't want my cat to die just because my dad cant afford it.

my paypal is paypal.me/micahsage or divynem@gmail.com and my cashapp is $catfiend and you can ask for my venmo

the pictures are him before and then him right now, and an update on his condition. Please reblog.

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These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.

Generation 80 don’t give a shit.

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SLAY YOU QUEEN

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Mood