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“Haven’t seen you in awhile, what you been up to?”
me:
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Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment
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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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Dain, who usually sees Thorin during formal occasions: the self-control and composure shown by that dwarf is an inspiration for us all.
Fili, who lives on the Royal Wind of Erebor: yesterday he fell down the stairs because Bilbo smiled at him.
#Thorin is honestly the biggest loser and I love him for that#What a freakin doofus#the hobbit#bagginshield
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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down
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#r u kidding me#im emotional#the hobbit#UNCLE THORIN#big tears for uncle thorin tbh look at them?????
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64892707/chapters/171164941
Me posting a chapter? Unheard of apparently lmao
in my defence I've been promoted at work and it's exam season so I've been crazy busy.
ANYWAY here is a new chapter. Poor Fili tbh I just wanna hug him. Genuinely cried at points like he's so little? And he's seen so much???? And his mum is gone he just needs a hug.
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I truly thought I’d be posting more this week but I keep making myself sad so instead of writing the next chapter I’ve literally been writing the ending of the fic lmao sorry
I just needed some fluff okay????
#*eyes my fic nervously*#tbh the bit I’m writing is more trauma response panic and not the fluffy part but ITS COMING
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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:
goon:
Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:
mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?
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Okay I love looking through the wikis because I get certain information like this gem:
Bifur, Bofur and Bombur were Thorin’s Honour Guards.
Examples included Thorin showing up on Bilbos doorstep with (and getting crushed by) Bifur, Bofur and Bombur. And in the flaming pinecone scene they followed Thorin up the same tree to protect him.
Now this also makes sense in the movies mostly with how Bifur is seen helping Fili on his horse and other instances with the three, BUT MOST OF ALL MY FAVOURITE IDEA COMING FROM THIS!!!
Bofur was assigned to Bilbo by Thorin.
And yes I firmly believe in Bofur thinking Thorin’s a massive dick for how he treats Bilbo but he definitely shipped them from the moment Thorin ordered him to look out for Bilbo. Also explains why Bofurs always goin “WHERES BILBO MY BOSS IS GONNA FUCKIN KILL ME!”
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Is a 3 chapter flashback too much lmaoooo
#*eyes my fic nervously*#bagginshield#probably right?#I just get carried away IM SORRY????#ITS A CORNERSTONE OKAY#And I deeply love Frerin so like leave me alone?
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