☆ Ruri/Nyx ☆ 29 ☆ 🇲🇽 ☆ they/he ☆ I've been here for a decade and it shows ☆ Icon by @asuraa ☆
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I'm terrified of speaking to people in real life because one of them could say "I'm a chuckster!" and just hurtle me three hundred feet up in the air
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But… Do the gods love their creations? I am a doll, created by you humans. Would you ever think to love me?
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why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place
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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear
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ITS NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH EP1 I CANT DO THISSSSSS
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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing
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ELDEN RING ▴ 5/-- ↳ Blaidd the Half-Wolf 🐺
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“Enjoy Websurfing” ⌘ Digital real estate, mostly occupied by squatters
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