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At the point of initiation straight up jorkin it

And by 'it' haha well lets justr say my DNAits

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"I know ur building us phones safe to use," percy starts, leaning on the workshop table as Leo and his siblings tinker.

"But consider this," Leo looks up, curious while other shoot him a few looks.

"Minecraft mob farm irl, take a demi god and a phone, and we got ourselves an infinite amount of monster loot."

Leo has this look where he is seriously considering it, which fits perfectly.

His siblings, on the other hand, have the looks of doubt and intrigue.

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Everyone always talks about how great the cat distribution system is but when I start redistributing catalytic converters all of a sudden it's "stealing" which is "a crime" 🙄

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I think I've been approaching socialising wrong.

From now on anyone in my circles will have to find me in the middle of the woods with leaves twigs and bugs in my hair, singing incorrect lyrics atrociously but passionately, getting excited about mushrooms; and think "yep this is probably a person and definitely looks friendly" and decide to bring me back to civil with them.

This way I will never feel like I am not wanted at the function

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why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

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‘Top’

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Born to BIDMAS forced to BODMAS :(

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I WANT TO BE ONE SOOOOOO BAD I LOVE CROWS I AM A CROW ONG AHSJSUSGUSSJBS

cuddling

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big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

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“69” is now known as “96”.

Thanks to inflation the cost of eating out has gone way up.

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CHB campers who know Percy at that guy who blew himself up in that volcano and Nico as the creepy son of Hades who regularly summons skeletons to sit with him during lunch and Thalia as that girl that was a tree and is now chasing monsters across the US and Canada, just assuming that there's something wrong with all the Big Three kids so when Jason drops to all fours and starts chasing birds, eating them whole, bones and feathers and all, they're just like "fucking knew it"

Which makes Hazel's presumable "normality" confusing as fuck, because they're all waiting for her to do something deranged or weird, and she's just vibing.

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let me be delusional. let me believe that annabeth heeded percy's advice at the end of the summer and went to virginia, only to realize that in the five years she's been away, her father hasn't changed. let me believe that annabeth ran away from home once again, intending to live at chb until she's old enough to live on her own. let me believe that during the boat ride she and percy go on later that year in the SOM, annabeth admits that she's been staying at camp since a few weeks after the summer ended. let me believe that after the quest, percy offers annabeth his living room couch in case she ever gets tired of being at camp all the time. let me believe that annabeth takes him up on the offer one night and sally does her best to make her feel welcome. let me believe that annabeth starts visiting the jackson residence more often, so often that she has extra pairs of clothes and a toothbrush over there. let me believe that when annabeth falls off the cliff and gets held hostage in TTC, all she wants to do is go home, and for the first time, 'home' stops meaning the sixth cabin in a bordered-off summer camp, or a thirty-minute nap in an abandoned alleyway - it starts to mean a certain apartment in manhattan with blue chocolate chip cookies and the occasional movie nights on the living room couch. let me believe that after TTC, sally sits annabeth down at the kitchen table and asks if she feels comfortable with her filing for guardianship. let me believe that a few weeks later, annabeth is sitting in a court room, squeezing percy's hand as they watch sally fight for custody over her. let me believe that as soon as the judge grants sally guardianship, annabeth cries into percy's shoulder because after years of running, she's finally found a family that chooses her.

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i should be doing art fight but instead im fighting demons (the urge to draw more tma fanart)

take a s5 jon

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Thought I finally understood platonic vs romantic attraction but here I am again, kinda crushing on a friend

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Cecil Palmer is like if Jonathan Sims embraced his inner silly. and American. thank you for your time.

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REvise? But I already vised it so well first time round :(

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so-called “free thinkers” when dracula daily starts back up