A golden surprise in the litter
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impossible to get both of them to smile in the same pic
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samoyedmelker on ig
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*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable
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I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely
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Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians:
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Do you ever listen to a song and youre like YES YES YES I WANT THIS WRITTEN ON MY WALLS AND INJECTED IN MY VEINS AND TATTOOED ALL OVER ME
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“Siri why am I single?”
*Siri activates front camera*
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dating me is pretty simple. just text me back fast, make me laugh, and don’t be a hoe.
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“Don’t turn people into your home, or you’ll end up homeless.”
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Unknown
(via quotefeeling)
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i wish people had trailers.
—(via@i191)
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