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choking on my raw fish blunt cause I refuse to admit that I wildly misunderstood the concept of smoked salmon

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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Hydaelyn's failure

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me: we should base our understanding of ethics on real events, or at the very least credible thought experiments, and not fiction which was created for entertainment

helluva-hazbin-hufflepuff.tumblr.com: you know what? no. fuck this. fuck you.

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parental bonding: including your children in your hobbies

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you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

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I am in AWE of the confidence on display here.

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i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

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I heard you won stupidest cock at the sex olympics

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not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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gps but for a way out of this

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*