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runs into a cave and breaks my ankle but theres already another guy with a broken ankle inthere so its really awkward

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lol. jesus just tried to come back but he reincarnated as an ant and someone stepped on him. another 2000 years

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my empire of gurt.. i will slurp you down. i will make you purp

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in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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[oatman]

my dark dinner

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[oatman]

My name... is Bu-sama。

俺様の名前は... ブ様。

My size: Big.

身長: 大きい。

My intelligence: Also big (genius).

知能指数：それも大きい(天才)。

My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.

趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。

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[oatman]

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

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When life gets  you down, just know that we sea you like this breathtaking bumpy jelly–floating gracefully with the currents of the ocean of life. 

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HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).

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dude your album's opening track fucking bit me

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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art