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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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drop that phone

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Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn, 25.01.25, by Manusia dan Langit (composite picture of the alignment also called “planet parade”)

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tinned fish rugs by h.h.hooks

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

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fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

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🛩️🐟️

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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　they are running for their lives

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Fursuits are literally awesome I think you have to be a completely whimsiless empty husk of a person to see a fursuiter and have an instinctual disgust reaction. I have nothing in common with these people............ how can u see a big colorful masterfully made cartoon animal come to life in front of you and just go "ew :/ that's weird"

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baby cats very cute

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something