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I HAD TO GET A NEW BLOG

I forgot the password to this blog, so before I get locked out of it forever I’m gonna delete. I am now obani-pisces if you’re interested in following me still.

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I HAD TO GET A NEW BLOG

I forgot the password to this blog, so before I get locked out of it forever I'm gonna delete. I am now obani-pisces if you're interested in following me still.

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We pause today to remember the millions of lives lost in, and to honor the survivors of, the Holocaust. #YomHaShoah

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share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

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I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

(via overboarddd)

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this episode came out nearly 20 years ago but still feels relevant every time a presidential election starts approaching 

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Ok well I forgot my tumblr password and I forgot the password to the email I used to make my tumblr and now I can only access tumblr on my ipad. I might be fucked.

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when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same

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bad people will abuse the “call-out” method to turn people against innocents, but bad people will also abuse criticisms of the call-out method in order to get away with saying or doing bad things, while turning people against innocents who try and point out their bad behavior

it’s almost like no matter what side of an issue you stand on, scumbags will find out how to adapt to the environment, learn the lingo, and use it to manipulate systems and spaces so they can get away with hurting people

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imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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Friendly reminder to check your breasts while you’re just sitting there scrolling the internet, then reblog so your followers do the same. Two people I know were just diagnosed within the same week.

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You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse.

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Alright, but legit my favorite moment from ME3 is on Mars when you can overhear Cerberus soldiers shouting “OH SHIT, IT’S SHEPARD.”

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while I’m here:

aspartame does not give you cancer

gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease

superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitamins

vaccines do not cause autism or really anything else and the chemicals present in them that typically scare you are in such minute amounts that they do precisely fuck-all in your body (we’re talking scales of one part per million)

you cannot do a cleanse or diet to “rid your body of toxins,” your kidneys and liver have that covered

GMO foods will not kill you; most genetic crop modification just makes our crops hardier and produce more food (and genetic modification doesn’t inject more chemicals into your food, it’s just minor altering of DNA that is made of the exact same stuff your DNA is made from)

if you feed your cat a vegan diet I will personally come to your home with the skull of a long-dead predator, point out the shape of its jaw and teeth as indicators of predatory feeding habits, and then beat you with it

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CATS

let’s talk about housecats and how fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically

like who thought it was a good idea to have tiny malicious predators in our homes anyways????? (not us actually)

are they even domesticated????!!!?? (yes) do they even feel LOVE???????!!? (yes)

LET’S LEARN ABOUT CATS

“you ready 2 learn punk”

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bartenders should be called beer-istas