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♪ I’m catatonic in your arms

Crying, “How did I cause so much harm?”♪

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where are the fuckign freaks and dead dovers. I want to talk about incest in star wars

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incorrect star wars quotes

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what a pretty color, don't you think?

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Wip

Twi | ins

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hey what about an au where obi-wan raises luke on tatooine and for the first year or so he'd would just talk to the baby about every memory and even every nightmare because those are all rooted in love too and he knows when luke's older he'll need to mind his words and not say much more than a few things about luke's father to the boy for security's sake, but when he's a baby, he can say anything so he does. he says everything he can think of and most of it is about anakin, his padawan then his partner then his ....

it's a rough year. lots of tears from both of them. but so many late night talks too, broken man to orphaned baby. obi-wan doesn't know if he'll ever be able to teach luke to swim on a place like tatooine, but he has twelve different stories about teaching anakin. and if anyone's going to teach this skywalker to fly, it will be kenobi this time, alright, and it's going to be by the kriffing book. and luke's going to learn how to sit up straight with good posture....but oh, anakin used to sling his body upside down on the couch, head hanging off, just to annoy obi-wan. that was when he was still young and relaxed and he didn't have the weight of the galaxy on his shoulders, of course. and luke doesn't have to like boonaberries, obi-wan promises, but he'll save some credits to buy some anyway just to test, because once anakin ate a whole gallon jug of them after a twenty day siege and obi-wan and his men told him he'd turn blue from it, but it was aayla overhearing the joke and telling anakin that that's what happened to her that really made them laugh. and---and---and---

and then luke's grown up and at a cantina with his friends and they get on the subject of fathers, and biggs asks him if he knows anything about his dad, and luke's like 'well i know he fought in the clone wars! and he was a good pilot! and. i think i look like him....'

and biggs is like come on, old ben's never said anything else??? it's been 19 years!!

and luke thinks about it and he doesn't really remember anything but he remembers the sound of words like a waterfall and a warm feeling so deep it's almost like an ache, and he's like 'ben loved him. i know that. ben really loved him. i think he told me once, but i must have forgotten.'

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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Nah but for real, please please just just block people. Blocking people is self care, it’s not admitting defeat, it’s not being rude or vicious. Block people liberally, block people over petty things, block people who you don’t want to see the posts of on your dash ever again. Blocking people is better than pointless arguments and feeling yourself seethe. We’re just all strangers on a little blogging website and the world is on fire.

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we as a society do not talk enough about the fact that obi-wan wears anakins baby teeth on a chain around his neck

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I take your “I don’t remember my mother” and give you “Luke thought Leia and Padmé visions were the same person”

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But the shades of him in his son's face catapult me back in time, and all the years I spent by Anakin's side—fighting and teaching and laughing and arguing and nearly dying and saving each other over and over again—spill out across my mind. His stupid jokes. His bad posture. The way he never folded his tunics and forgot to put on socks. The wonder in his eyes the first time he saw the rain.

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LukeLeia Valentine's Day WIP

Umm idk i missed the date i meant to write it for as we can see and yet i'm still gonna finish it. But putting it out there so there's more than just a crumb of lukeleia writing on my blog. The wip is under the cut dearests. trying to get this done by April 10th heehee if u know what that day is.

“I don’t know what to even get her ya know? Like chocolates and plushies are overplayed and we’re 16 it's so childish.” Han walks out of the Bath & Body Works storefront and stops in the middle of the foot traffic in their local mall. Luke sighs internally and takes Han’s arm to lead him away from being a nuisance and making everyone step around him. 

“Well she would have loved that perfume set. She almost always has those eucalyptus candles on to de-stress.” Luke wants to roll his eyes at how indecisive Han is being. Valentine’s day is only 3 days away and the older boy has only just started looking for a gift. Even then he couldn’t look by himself for his own girlfriend. Of course he has to drag Luke because he should know his twin sister best.

Han and his sister Leia have been dating for 5 months, but have known each other for a few years. Han had met the twins when they all had the same homeroom class together. He had essentially annoyed his way into being their friend and finally made a move on his sister last October.

“So where else do you want to see since you have already shot down all my other choices for where to shop for a gift?” Han whistled out his next breath and looked up and down the middle aisle of the mall while people milled about. “Hey, look over there. Do you see that shop? That’s perfect. Come on Luke let’s go.” Han grabbed Luke by the elbow and started dragging him in the direction of a lingerie store before Luke could say a word.

“Whoa, wait a second. This is where you want to shop for a Valentine’s day present?” Han continued to drag Luke into the shop and only let his hand go loose but still had a grasp on the blonde’s elbow once they had stepped inside. “Yeah, see this would be perfect. I’ve been trying to go to the next level with Leia and this will set the mood. See this red set? Wouldn’t that be just so hot on her?”

Luke took a glance at the bright red mesh bra and panties set that Han had pointed out to him. The color of it was paradoxically vibrant when there was so little actual material that it was made of.  Luke took the bra in his hand to test the feel, rubbing the material between his thumb and forefinger. The mesh felt soft and not scratchy at all like it looked at first glance. It had a smattering of red satin hearts decorating the cups and the band and the thong panties matched. The set was so very obviously lingerie, nothing about it something that would support or cover anything. He imagined how it would feel on his own skin and the bright flush that thought brought to his face had him dropping the bra like it burned him.

Luke glanced at Han who was already looking at the price of the set. “First of all, why would you ask me that? You know she’s my sister. Second, I’m not sure she would like this color of red at all, she tends more toward light colors like white. And third, where the hell are you getting the money for these? Together this is like fifty bucks.”

“Chill out kid, I got a job a couple weeks ago on the weekend working out of a mechanic shop. You know the one, Chuy’s? On the corner of millennium and falcon? So I definitely have the dough needed. Also don’t be a prude, come on, you know your sister is sexy and I want to see her in red. It’s the Valentine’s Day color anyway.” The jab about his sister brings a flush to Luke’s face, Han never misses a chance to perv on his sister and tell Luke all about it. 

The truth is that Luke has been feeling like the third wheel recently and jealousy has been slowly simmering inside him. These two found partnership so easily, the tension between Leia and Han was palpable throughout their entire friendship, before that tension broke.  

A night out where they all went to a party ended with Luke heading home alone and Leia sneaking back into the house a couple hours after Luke. Usually they always came back home together so it was obvious that something happened between her and Han who both disappeared when luke was getting sleepy from drinking. 

He was mostly okay with it. The signs that they wanted each other were always there, despite Luke trying his best to ignore it. He’s not jealous, they were both friends with Han, but when he saw the sign of a hickey on Leia’s neck just barely hidden by the collar of her shirt? Well, the truth slammed into him. He had looked at Han who was so smug and felt the urge to punch him. 

He immediately afterward felt sick to his stomach. He’s not like that. He’s not violent. It’s just… she’s his sister so it makes sense that seeing that pissed him off. Han is always trying to provoke him by telling him how hot his sister looked that day, how he reached second base with her, telling Luke how she was grinding on his thigh. Even thinking of it now he can imagine with a startling clarity the faces Leia could have been making, the outfits she wore that always complimented her small frame and subtle curves, the noises she could have made. 

He doesn’t want to think about it any further. He shouldn’t. There’s a lot he tries not to think about now.

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15 Questions for 15 Friends

Tagged by my beloved @amadwinter

1. Are you named after anyone?

My mom got my name from some random newscaster she used to watch on tv

2. When was the last time you cried?

A week ago about lukeleia but truly?? A couple of days before last december when I decided I needed to quit my job

3. Do you have kids?

Naur <3

4. What sports do you play/ have you played?

I'm a nerd dowwwwnnn. I did marching band in high school. Some basketball sort of or well its the only one I was sorta good at.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

I do if I am friendly with the person I am talking to. Idk I feel like I come off as rude otherwise

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Idk ig it depends. Notice in a way that is not appearance I presume? Then the first thing is if I can joke around with them or if they are sort of nerdy like me

7. What's your eye colour?

A very dark brown

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies always and forever. My favorite movie ever is Hereditary and I will never turn down watching a scary movie. If its good then fuck yeah! and if its bad then it'll probably at least be funny

9. Any talents?

I have mostly useless talents: whistling (and i am not fucking with you i have debated going to contests about it), I can sing a tune pretty well.

10. Where were you born?

SoCal baby, born and raised.

11. What are your hobbies?

Reading fanfic, singing along to music, watching hours of videos on skincare/haircare/science lectures, making plans and not sticking to them <3

12. Do you have any pets?

3 little boys. A german shepherd, a white crusty dog and a weenie dog.

13. How tall are you?

5' 2 :(

14. Favourite subject in school?

Science, math and music class, i'm a mega Nerd

15. Dream job?

Travel nurse! I'm almost there lads. Couple more years.

Not tagging anyone cause i'm so late i'm sure everyone has done this, but if you see this and u want to then u're tagged and say I tagged u

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i’m sorry but the way obi-wan and anakin are obsessed with each other is crazy to me. it’s been 10 years and vader is still crawling into every space dump to find obi-wan. it’s been 10 years and obi-wan is still dreaming about what happened. it’s been 10 years and still every inquisitor knows that vader really only cares about kenobi. it’s been 10 years and someone just mentions anakin and obi-wan goes into fight or flight mode. IT’S BEEN 10 YEARS and those f*ckers can still feel each other across the galaxy. that’s not normal, that’s just…. them.