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Heh... I guess the jig is up...
It’s been fun but it seems as though my clever ruse has unraveled so allow me to finally introduce myself...

Sir Glompheld C. Pufferton!!
The mastermind of your most misbegotten memories! The dashing designer of your most dastardly dreams! The ne’er do well that knows your nastiest nightmares!
You may have sleuthed me out this time... but the war has only just begun!Have your precious “champions” back if they’re so important to you! You’ll find them in the garden shed behind the Hunger Dome™️, the combination code is 2702.
But mark my words!
YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
Oh except for GRORG. He’s actually dead. I was gonna kidnap him but he was dead when I got there...
...honestly I have no idea how he died...
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In a bizarre yet completely fair turn of events, the coin landed on its edge. Therefore both
SCOOMF
and
Drippy
were horrifically and hilariously dispatched.


And so ends the 2nd psuedo-annual Markiplier Hunger Games!
These wonderful contestants really gave it their all in this astonishingly fair fight to the death! But there obviously could have only been one winner. A true come-from-behind victory that absolutely no one saw coming!
The crowning ceremony shall take place in exactly 7 hours whereby the winner shall be irrevocably solidified and the souls of the other contestants cast unto the void, never to return.
The only thing that could possibly reverse such a determination would be CLEAR, PROFOUND, and DAMNING evidence of cheating alongside the identity of said cheater. But that would be incredibly unlikely.
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Am I the only person who thinks this face looks like Markiplier 😅😅😅
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Valete amici mei
Semper mecum
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aviable as prints on my redbubble @ sokoprints
(PLEASE DON’T COPY/EDIT/USE/REPOST, REBLOG INSTEAD)
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Unus annus, memento mori. Our time has come to an end. Memory in death, one year.
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Dear Unus Annus,
I just want to say thank you. Thank you for inviting us on this journey with you. It started as something fun, different, and interesting. But somewhere along the way it became so much more. I met a community of people dedicated to making the most of every day. We shared not only our art and our accomplishments, but also our laughter and occasionally our confusion. I'm not sure when it happened, but somewhere along the way I realized that I was part of a community, a family. I want to say thank you for that. At a time when the world was full of craziness and division, you took us on a family roadtrip, chock-full of fun activities, amazing scenery, and new experiences. All 4 million of us. Thank you for this year. It made me a better human. All my love, fam.
Memento Mori
Unus Annus
#UnusAnnus
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unga bunga
takis up the nose for efficient powder intake
@markiplier
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at least they did it before he ripped ethans kneecaps off and beat him to death with it ha...ha...
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