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Date everything enjoyers tagging their stuff as objectum would hurl when they know what I want to do to pool toys

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Shout out to people who are objectum but not techum. In a technology focused world its hard to find others like us.

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Touch your inflatables. Touch their seams - play with them, nibble on them. Touch their vinyl skin. Feel the static beneath it. Put your lips around their valve and fill them up until you're breathless. Feel them expand beneath your hands. Squeeze them. Hug them. Kiss them. They were made for your enjoyment. Enjoy them in every way you can.

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#it makes makes me want to pull my hair out in clumps#like zero disrespect or judgement but this isn't your space#like for arguments sake that might as well be a whole human person#why do you need a safe space or like reassurance because#you find a conventionally attractive man in fact attractive#especially because half of you would then turn around and call#people who fuck stuffed animals or pool toys sexual predators#“teehee this tv head man is so hot” okay good for you#are you normal about people who are attracted to ACTUAL objects

Heartbreaking: the tag about being attracted to inanimate objects is being flooded with people who think liking a TV head or a sentient robot is the same thing

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hey objectum girlies how do yall feel about trains

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Not being attracted to technology makes me feel soooo old lmao. It just doesn’t hit as hard as a pool toy does… 💔

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Heartbreaking: the tag about being attracted to inanimate objects is being flooded with people who think liking a TV head or a sentient robot is the same thing

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Why do some people genuinely care if others get freaky w an object. 😭 Doing the devils tango w a blanket or smth is not that different from doing it w a vibrator, be so for real. It's both inanimate objects that can't think, feel or anything else. Be so for real, why would anyone ever care.

" Oh no my neighbour Larry did his lamp last night, such a bad person!! " Be so for real.

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figured i'd do an example of what matchmaking requests will look like!

i would probably request something like "dragon plushies, not realistic + more stylized and colorful."

(click the emojis for the links!)

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It’s okay to be a robot fucker or attracted to robots, but when the thing is animate and sentient without you needing to perceive it then it is not, in fact, objectum.

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"Plushies are too innocent so I can't let them watch"

Plushies can watch if they want"

Nah fam plushies are in on it.

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Settled on a main design for rubberdog :] not much changed but a lot happier w/ it (it/its)

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DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!!!!!!!

[ID: Several pictures showing off a Splatoon 3 Reefslider inflatable.]

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bulík inflatable dog toy designed by Jan Čapek for Fatra

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GUMMY!

💜 My Website! 💜

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all objectum/objectophilia these days is computers and robots. Not to "back in my day" but wheres the inflatables, the roller coasters, the cars, the plushes and statues????