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Thinking about stroking mushrooms. Giving them a footjob, sensually stroking the shaft and teasing the tip with the other.

Having them polinate all over me from the pleasure.

Small round tips, flat flaring heads. Long or fat round ones. All of them will get the best treatment.

Autumn has come and so will those shrooms >;)

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I looovvee the idea of being processed on an assembly line of a bunch of industrial machines and robots 😩 just sitting on a conveyor belt and watch as I get closer to the Big Smasher until I stop just below it and it smashes me,,,,, and then another machine smashes me but from both sides,,, and I get processed through a shredder into pieces and smashed and molded and shaped by the whole Factory .......

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Big grimy industrial exhaust pipes got me feeling some kinda way. I love the idea of them rumbling and hot between my legs, so powerful and for what? Making a huge mess? Are they nastier or am I for finding it hot?

(I'll take ☣️ as a sign-off, this isn't the first time I've been here and it won't be the last)

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listening to metal music about sex but not processing any of the lyrics and just enjoying how the sound feels is kind of like fucking a song to me. try it with mechanix by megadeth

-☢️

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I love plushie fucking idc what haters say

"Oh eww that plushie has a hole!" who give a shit

I love plushie hole and plushie dick, shout out to the plushie hole and dick lovers out there

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Not so much kink this time, but.

I really wanna have more analog stuff in my pc/laptops. Like disk drives, hard drives and maybe even a diskette drive if i can get one on it.

I just want to hear their sounds as the disks spin up and the reader heads move.

Modern devices are just too digital and only fan noises :(

I want my lil guy to do some funky sounds ones in a while.

-🔌

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I wish I could fuck industrial equipment, I watch videos of manufacturing processes and imagine how each piece of equipment could fuck me. I've been fucking my pussy with a spanner and it's been fun but I need something more

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I fucked one of my computers recently.

I loved the look of him the day i brought him home. I blew him out and gave him an upgrade after.

He was strong too, he could hold all of my weight like nothing. So i stuck a dildo on his smooth black case and rode him till i came.

The best gay sex i've ever had.

I like the sign-offs around here so imma take 🔌

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I wish I owned a gun so I could fuck myself with them, I have to make do with plastic toy ones but a hard, cold and heavy gun would be so much hotter for me.

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I started using my cars gear shift to masturbate, I ride it once a week at least, might buy one that's loose out of a car and use it in the bedroom.

my favorite objects to fuck my pussy are toothbrushes, screwdriver handles, pipes and curved bananas

when my washing machine is doing the spin cycle I ride the corner, it's so hot and good I nearly cry when I cum

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i have an inflatable shark pooltoy and they're sooooo cute and we just fucked so nasty i had to spend a couple minutes after catching my breath and we're literally cuddling rn watching youtube i am living the fucking dream -☢️

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im not usually attracted to computers the way a lot of objectums are but whenever they talk about getting wrapped up in wires I get so horny. bondage hits different when it's alive and coursing with enough electricity to be seriously dangerous. Imagine being surrounded by so many thick cables and wires touching the wrong one would be like getting struck by lightning but they're being so careful with you, they love you. You just need to hold still

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there's got to be at least one plane objectum in the world whose actual job involves working with planes hands-on and getting to touch them and handle their controls and inner mechanics, or god forbid, owning their own plane and being allowed to do whatever they want with it and have crazy sex with it. i hope they know how lucky they are and are super happy. i am not mechanically inclined in the slightest and am not interested in dropping my existing career to learn how to maintain aircraft but i want to touch them so fucking bad

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Been obsessed with chainsaws lately they’re so unbelievably gorgeous. I’d be terrified of having one that close to me but I can’t stop thinking about this fantasy… having one in between my legs, humping it as it’s running… grinding against it as it rumbles, moaning with the pull cord in my mouth. Feeling it rumble and get warmer smelling gasoline in the air tense with the danger of its teeth being so close to me. Being so reckless but trusting it to be gentle… fuckkk it’s hot.

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So. Rock climbing, huh? The harness hugging you tightly, being so so trustworthy (because it’s failure would be Bad), squeezing your waist and your thighs and making your ass look great… the rope with a beautiful figure 8 knot, your life reliant on it and it doing its job well…. If you’re on an auto-belay, trusting in the motors and mechanisms hidden in the casing up there…. If you’re NOT on an auto-belay (or you yourself are belaying), the belay device making sure that the belay partner can keep the climber safe….

And GOD does a grigri look fingerable. It probably feels so good having all that rope run through it

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i reaaally need to give my switch a new microSD but every time i think abt gently undressing her from her pretty case and sliding a card into her hole i get so horny i pass out 🙄 -🦴

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i have two dental puppet partners and rubbing the underside of their jaws is so sensual to me. i love them in every way. puppets in general are so tantalizing but. these two in specific. rubbing their jaws with my thumb is so sensual and tender.