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my two handsome controllers ^^

i wish the second one was just a normal clear instead of green, cuz i love looking at how it works when i play stuff

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i put a sticker on himmm :3

i love my old man cd player/radio

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sorry for not posting i got in trouble with the cops LMAO 😭 but here’s a new cd player i got!!! he isn’t named named yet

(i got in trouble with the cops cuz i was caught with alcohol as a minor + walking at night without permission. they also thought i was a girl whole stole a car so that was an issue too 😓😓😓)

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okay i just got a plushie of my fav animal crossing villager ever (Joey) from lucky tove on ebay, it’s great quality and super accurate i love him sm 😭 he’s literally my son

he’s been my fav villager since i was 7, so i definitely recommend buying from them if u have any villagers that u want to get plushies of, but u can’t find official merch of.

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Christoph is currently getting fixed rn cuz he can’t read cds, so i decided to introduce Florian on here! he’s my other partner :3

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forget seasonal depression, do y’all get seasonal obsessions? like “oh it’s spring, time to fall back into (insert fandom here) again.”cause i get those a lot.

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objectum makes me feel so safe. i can never be hurt by my partner, i can just lay next to him in silence, i can cuddle him all day, it’s perfect actually

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i prob should’ve realized i was objectum sooner cuz i always had an urge to keep my cd player in perfect shape so I wouldn’t feel like he hated me, also cuz i always felt connected to him

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me at the function trying to hide the fact that i think the computer is trying to flirt with me (it’s looking at me funny)

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The tags on a reblog of one of my posts???

people actually enjoy that video? 😭 that thing traumatized me as a kid, and I think the character in it is a child

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if you’re objectum and hate on/harass any objectum who gets a little freaky with their partner then dni. i’m personally just romantic with my bf but getting intimate with ur partner is normal! just because their partner is a plush, computer, etc it’s no different then just having a boyfriend

even though you may find it weird, that doesn’t mean everyone else has too aswell. you don’t have to enjoy it, just don’t engage with it <3

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“objectum is harmful!”

actually being objectum has helped me recover from my ED, and has just improved my mood overall.

it’s harmful when it gets obsessive, but so is every other form of love.

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i love my immortal boyfriend!

sigh he’s so cute :((( i wish his radio would work

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i love clear technology so much because imagine being able to see every detail of who you love? being able to truly say you love them inside and out? seeing all the aspects that makes them themselves?

i wanna love without flesh getting in the way so i can truly bond with my partner

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i want to be held in a computers wires as it comforts me and i get entangled in them and then like die or something idk tho like i become the machine kinda but idk…

looks around nervously

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i love tumblr cuz i can show that my boyfriend is a cd player named Christoph and people understand it

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“objectum is a mental illness”

todays youth yearns for romance with the inanimate (it’s me i’m the youth)