obliviousmelon
obliviousmelon
shun the nonbeliever!! shun!!
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obliviousmelon · 2 hours ago
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your post about the cock sizes of these characters portrays a lack of understanding of their role in the narrative.
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the despicable count dooku has eaten twelve cookies before suppertime
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obliviousmelon · 3 hours ago
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i think david lynch had a real version of the chuck mcgill electricty disease but he just handled it like a trooper
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obliviousmelon · 4 hours ago
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gay af for a man to be a doctor
like, what are you using that stethoscope for? to listen to the hearts of other men?
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obliviousmelon · 4 hours ago
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the cultural object of the black hole is kind of remarkable. It's almost an anti-God in a sense, a negative infinity. Yeah there's this kind of dead sun that's collapsed into an infinitely dense point, and if you fall past its event horizon you're fucked. Every schoolchild knows this. A black hole can be introduced in a superhero blockbuster without any explanation except for its established look and the name "black hole", and this will be understood as the ultimate natural disaster, which even superman could not hope to defeat. truly S-tier cosmic object
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obliviousmelon · 4 hours ago
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Xena Warrior Princess 1.16 Mortal Beloved
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obliviousmelon · 4 hours ago
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#he gets it
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obliviousmelon · 5 hours ago
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theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.
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obliviousmelon · 5 hours ago
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the shelves are helping the adults hide from the baby
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obliviousmelon · 5 hours ago
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i fucking love isolation!!! give it up for isolation!!!!!! [sound of a single person clapping reverberating off the walls]
#me
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obliviousmelon · 5 hours ago
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actually the worst thing to come out of emerald fennell's butchering of wuthering heights is that we have scores of white people insisting that actually heathcliff isn't a person of color and that he's instead just someone with dark hair and dark eyes or white irish or something as if it's not on page 3 (or page 10 depending on the version you own) that heathcliff is described as "dark skinned [racial slur]" and as if he wasn't found in liverpool, THE largest slave trading port at the time wuthering heights takes place. oh right wait i forgot these people don't read
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obliviousmelon · 5 hours ago
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star-crossed lovers. spock death scene even.
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obliviousmelon · 6 hours ago
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on the other hand a queen pole danced as elmo so like. there’s some good in this world mr frodo etc etc
two different people did drag show performances to h*zbin h*tel fan songs last night at the event i went to. nature is burning.
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obliviousmelon · 6 hours ago
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two different people did drag show performances to h*zbin h*tel fan songs last night at the event i went to. nature is burning.
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obliviousmelon · 7 hours ago
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painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night
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obliviousmelon · 8 hours ago
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Arghavan Khosravi —The Battleground (acrylic on canvas over shaped wood panel, on wood panel and wood cutout, elastic cord, metal and glass beads, feather, brass, 2022)
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