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There's a lot going on here.

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Notice how libs never talk about my massive muscles?

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Interview with the cheerleader

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i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese

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Medusa by MerMate

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“From Ohio to the East Indies”

reimu being the only entry in the pop culture section of wikipedia's armpit fetish article is wild

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

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genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.