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Don't buy your eggs on Tinder.

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Can I get a muppet familiar?

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Vanilla gun cocking.

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He wasn't evil, he was just dead.

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You either drink the cereal milk, or die trying.

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There is nothing smokable about the ghost pepper.

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You better fuckin' do it, Grandpa.

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It's not about being unarmed, it's about being NAKED.

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“Not into the Ogre dick.”

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“It’s an ‘Oh fuck’ pee, it’s alright.”

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“Don’t judge your map by its lounge chairs.”

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“It doesn’t make sense now, but wait until they have hot, hot sex.”

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“The crabs are into vore.”

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“Denni’s the little man in the soda fountain.”

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“It’s sultry, but is it practical?”

— @bagobats

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“I advocate for Scooby Doo on a daily basis.”

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“Hey Mr. Lizard, leave my squishy bits alone!”