obscurelocalstranger

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kitchen nightmares was a good show

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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klapolly moving in together :] my piece for @unfoldingmelodyzine

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This might be unpopular but I’m not going to use simpler vocabulary in my writing if it’s out of character for the narrator. If my POV character is a botanist, he’s going to call a plant by its name. If you don’t know what it is you can either Google it or move on just knowing it’s a plant of some sort.

I don’t like this trend of readers being angry that not everything is 100% understandable for them. I want my characters to be believable as people and sometimes people use words people outside of their field will not understand. That’s not a bad thing.

You don’t have to understand every word to get the gist of what’s happening. I’m not going to slow down an action scene to describe every weapon because someone might not know them by name. They can just assume it’s a weapon because that makes sense in the context of the scene.

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kisses her kisses her kisses her k

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Heir to Austro-Hungarian Empire, Franz Ferdinand and his spouse Sophie dressed as a Mummy and a Sphinx respectively during their trip to Egypt in 1894.

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trying to describe poirot to my friend at trivia night: "if youve seen a detective who looks like this, thats him"

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Friends I have a favor to ask

Because 8 tracks died and listening to playlists of like 45 songs apiece on Spotify isn't cutting it, I am looking for song recs.

I will take anything bc yay new music but if you've got stuff that is either vampire girlfriend or sad goth wizard vibes, I'm building some d&d mixes 😁

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i post about #things no one cares about way too much

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#ace attorney and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by obscurelocalstranger

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The Sam standee is refining macrodata on the severed floor of Lumon from Severance!

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The Sam standee is multiplying chips in Balatro!