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New Year’s resolution is to finish this poll sorry everyone I had a major disaster and forgot about it

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sorry my pfp and banner are still varya and mr croccy im gonna be honest im too attached to them to change it .

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Mack info and propergander:

Guy who got macked by napoleon

You know you got destroyed in battle when people start using your name as a verb or a noun or whatever. we're totally macked dude

Ippolit info and propergander:

Silly third Kuragin sibling

JUST SUPER SILLY, a quiet fool who has no idea what he's saying until he has to hear it as it comes out of his mouth. bad joke teller. sits in chairs weird. LE ROI DE PRUSSE!

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Dolokhov's sister info and propergander:

um. are mentioned once. he loves her

look just trust me the version of her that exists in my head is really cool. dolokhov needs an annoying little sister come on

Nastasya info and propergander:

rostov fool, also known as nastasya ivanovich. gendered peasant!

He's a fool, her patronymic and gender are inconsistent and characters named nastasya are always the best

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Vera info and propergander:

eldest rostov sibling (debatable but tolstoy's timeline is fucked up so I choose to believe she was older than nikolai)

i'm sure vera's been nominated before but i am doing it again simply because i /have/ to do the vera propaganda i know her better than tolstoy she is my oc. if vera loses you all hate women. she is the oldest sister. she has mommy issues. she has been overlooked and neglected her entire life in favor of her siblings, her mother hate sher and mocks her in front of all her friends and father barely acknowledges his daughter that he actually likes during the entire book, much less vera. her siblings hate her and call her names because she won't let them make fun of her and go through her stuff i guess, and on top of that she had to see their cousin move in and immediately be accepted and loved by them while she was ostracized her entire life for no reason other than they were kids who listened to whatever their mother told them and their mother didn't like vera. she is a repressed socialite the second she gets married and gets the hell out of that house she starts throwing soirees and tells her husband "sweetie don't say anything just kinda stand there let me do all the talking". also has the only successful marriage in the entire book. don't listen to tolstoy when he says they hated each other he doesn't know anything he thinks that's just what normal couples were like. vote vera for president. i do not care who she's up against i literally cannot imagine any character who could possibly deserve to be voted over vera. one vote for vera = one eldest sister gets therapy. be the change you want to see in the world. amen.

Catiche info and propergander by MOI:

Pierre's and Vasily's cousin, the eldest princess.

SHE is the silliest bestest minor character she steals the entire book well she steals the beginning of the book its not her fault that she gets ignored for the rest of the book im sure shes busy knitting something really amazing. shes A FAILGIRL we LOVE failgirls she participiates in an evil scheme and is SHIT at it. she doesnt understand it at ALL. vasily has to basically explain the scheme with a powerpoint while shes too busy lamenting the horrible unfair world we live in. shes right! shes so right! she had it out with anna m over the stupid letter in front of the stupid dying man's door she has NO SHAME. she has a LONG WAIST and DOLL HAIR and shes a BITCH. she manipulated pierre by just CRYING A LITTLE. she has a little dog! SHE KNIT PIERRE A STRIPED SCARF!

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Rook info and propergander:

Nikolai's horse who dies

up in horsey heaven, "a handsome horse despite its game leg" real quote from the book it speaks for itself.

Makarin info and propergander:

a retired hussar, a kindly, weak fellow who had an unbounded affection for kuragin

GAYASS GAYASS GAY GAYASS he has terrible taste in men. Why are you in love with anatole

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Mimi info and propergander:

Natasha's doll

her nose is cracked but it's ok. Boris doesn't wanna kiss her because he's a loser. May be haunted

Unnamed Greek Prostitute info and propergander:

She's a drafts-only character! prostitute who nikolai is very scared of

women :) also denisov tells her to go easy on nikolai and she does. she respects boundaries! The scene itself is sad Because Of The Comphet but she didn't do anything wrong! she's just there!

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Ivanushka info and propergander:

One of marya's little pet pilgrims

Only canon transmasc in wap COME ON!!!! He deserves to win after both andrei AND the maude translation narrator misgendered him. the original russian version he/hims him and then the fucking maude translation goes "hehe. girl" FUCK OFF. SHIT TRANSLATION. VOTE IVANUSHKA. He's godly also. christian icon

Dr. Lorrain info and propergander:

Doctor who treats count bezukhov

BEEF TEA!!! weird little fella. Every doctor in russia is just him in a different disguise

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Captain Tushin info and propergander:

The shy guy Andrei stands for before Bagration after the Schöngrabern battle. He's also the one who picks up wounded Nikolai when nobody else does.

He's one of three (3) sane wap male characters which. already brings him a step closer to sanctity. He's shy and humble but also brave, valiant and compassionate! He's capable of feats and enduring harsh extreme stations! He loses an arm in some battle later in the novel but he will be fine!

Zherkov info and propergander:

Andrei gets super mad at him and lectures him in french

he's silly. he jests. He jokes. Andrei is just a loser, he is literally a hobbledehoy

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Sofya info and propergander:

pierre's cousin/sister of catiche mamontova

literally the BEST character she's only mentioned like 3 times and just to make fun of/laugh at pierre and also anna mikhailovna hates her. she is the best <3, i love that she's a little bitch we need to support this kind of behaviour

Mikhail Ivanovitch info and propergander:

old prince bolkonsky's pet architect

The bolkonskys are a great example of how really rich people just had some random people living in their house at all times. Mikhail ivanovich is a VERY esteemed man he EATS AT THE DINNER TABLE WITH THE BOLKONSKYS! he must be one hell of an architect. MIKHAIL! IVANOVICH!

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Vincent info and propergander:

Petya's french drummer boy, the little drummer boy!!! hangs out with petya and denisov and such for a bit

SOBS. AGH. UGGHHGH. SNIFFLE. HE'S PETYA'S LITTLE BUDDY. a vote for vincent is a vote for petya<3 vote vincent today, i care him so much. he is just a little french boy <3

Ippolit info and propergander:

Silly third Kuragin sibling

JUST SUPER SILLY, a quiet fool who has no idea what he's saying until he has to hear it as it comes out of his mouth. bad joke teller. sits in chairs weird. LE ROI DE PRUSSE!

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Mitenka info and propergander:

rostovs accountant

do you think nikolai and mitenka ever explored each others bodies. in the bushes

Nastasya info and propergander:

rostov fool, also known as nastasya ivanovich. gendered peasant!

He's a fool, her patronymic and gender are inconsistent and characters named nastasya are always the best

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Uncle info and propergander:

Uncle

Uncle

Catiche info and propergander by MOI:

Pierre's and Vasily's cousin, the eldest princess.

SHE is the silliest bestest minor character she steals the entire book well she steals the beginning of the book its not her fault that she gets ignored for the rest of the book im sure shes busy knitting something really amazing. shes A FAILGIRL we LOVE failgirls she participiates in an evil scheme and is SHIT at it. she doesnt understand it at ALL. vasily has to basically explain the scheme with a powerpoint while shes too busy lamenting the horrible unfair world we live in. shes right! shes so right! she had it out with anna m over the stupid letter in front of the stupid dying man's door she has NO SHAME. she has a LONG WAIST and DOLL HAIR and shes a BITCH. she manipulated pierre by just CRYING A LITTLE. she has a little dog! SHE KNIT PIERRE A STRIPED SCARF!

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Ilyin info and propergander:

nikolai's little buddy

You know how nikolai was denisov's little buddy? It was like a mentorship thing? the PARALLELS! nikolai was denisov's nikolai and now ilyin is nikolai's nikolai!

Vera info and propergander:

eldest rostov sibling (debatable but tolstoy's timeline is fucked up so I choose to believe she was older than nikolai)

i'm sure vera's been nominated before but i am doing it again simply because i /have/ to do the vera propaganda i know her better than tolstoy she is my oc. if vera loses you all hate women. she is the oldest sister. she has mommy issues. she has been overlooked and neglected her entire life in favor of her siblings, her mother hate sher and mocks her in front of all her friends and father barely acknowledges his daughter that he actually likes during the entire book, much less vera. her siblings hate her and call her names because she won't let them make fun of her and go through her stuff i guess, and on top of that she had to see their cousin move in and immediately be accepted and loved by them while she was ostracized her entire life for no reason other than they were kids who listened to whatever their mother told them and their mother didn't like vera. she is a repressed socialite the second she gets married and gets the hell out of that house she starts throwing soirees and tells her husband "sweetie don't say anything just kinda stand there let me do all the talking". also has the only successful marriage in the entire book. don't listen to tolstoy when he says they hated each other he doesn't know anything he thinks that's just what normal couples were like. vote vera for president. i do not care who she's up against i literally cannot imagine any character who could possibly deserve to be voted over vera. one vote for vera = one eldest sister gets therapy. be the change you want to see in the world. amen.

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Makarin info and propergander:

a retired hussar, a kindly, weak fellow who had an unbounded affection for kuragin

GAYASS GAYASS GAY GAYASS he has terrible taste in men. Why are you in love with anatole

Praskovya info and propergander:

another one of marya's pet pilgrims

She's always overshadowed by ivanushka but listen here. she has a wallet on her back and everyone knows that all women named praskovya are amazing

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Unnamed Greek Prostitute info and propergander:

She's a drafts-only character! prostitute who nikolai is very scared of

women :) also denisov tells her to go easy on nikolai and she does. she respects boundaries! The scene itself is sad Because Of The Comphet but she didn't do anything wrong! she's just there!

Bilibin info and propergander:

funny little guy with whom andrei lives for a while i think

he's funny. He has incredibly deep wrinkles on his forehead. He hangs out with ippolit. the fact that i don't know anything else about him is really a testament to his obscurity

added by me: he's hélène's gay best friend who gives her questionable advise and that means a lot in my book

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Stevens info and propergander:

Guy who loses the window drinking bet against dolokhov

English prick. lmao

Dr. Lorrain info and propergander:

Doctor who treats count bezukhov

BEEF TEA!!! weird little fella. Every doctor in russia is just him in a different disguise