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but what if Bucky hacks into the gym security cameras to watch Sam work out and zooms in on all the angles he likes what then

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rosekiller idk

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

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Barty: Is your dick big enough for you to act the way that you do?

Evan: Yes.

Barty: Let's see it then.

Evan: Fine.

~~~

Barty: He can keep acting the way he does.

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Bonus- bucky wouldn't let sam fall either...

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Wille: So I'll start by introducing myself. I'm-

[Simon enters the room]

Wille: -very gay and very single

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Simon: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Wille: [in the distance] Or murder.

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Kristina: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Wille: August, probably.

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felice: going into plan b?

simon: technically, this would be plan g.

felice: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan m?

simon: yeah but august dies in plan m.

wille: i like plan m.

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Wille: *casually walks in after threatening the entire Royal council*

Simon: Why would you think this was a good idea?

Wille: Probably because I'm a sociopath with a long history of violence.

Simon:

Wille: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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Simon: my favorite coping mechanism is writing music

*august does literally anything*

Simon:

Simon: my second favorite is killing rich people-

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Simon: I hate those privileged as$holes called monarchy.

Willhelm: Sounds great, wanna be gay together maybe?

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Wille, after Simon kissed him during the costume party: maybe life does have a meaning after all

Simon: that kiss was a mistake

Wille: oh

Wille: I hope I die

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More like..

Simon: fuck the royals

Simon: *gets fucked by the royal*

Simon : fuck the royals

Simon : *fucks the royals*

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Peter: why didn’t you call me?

Tony: I wasn’t..ready.

Peter: ready? for what?

Tony: I wanted to be better when you saw me again. and I thought I could be, somehow. but I’m not. and even if I did get better, the best I could ever be is still some other version of me.

Peter: Mr.Stark, I can’t wait to you to be better. I need you in my life.

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Tom Hiddleston as Loki in The Avengers (2012)