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tango on my three swords I keep forgetting to move from the coffee table. I should take some of them to my room

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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The thing about typical Uchikoshi twists is that they’re extremely contrived in order to trick you, the player. They make sense in the end, but only by his own bullshit rules and after a LOT of explanation, and also the explanation sounds bonkers because they HAVE to be to facilitate his tricks. It’s technically fair play—but only if you share his sick and twisted mind. (“You’re all infected with a virus that makes the world seem 6 times faster so to make sure you don’t notice we put you on the moon because it has 1/6 gravity. That’s why Phi could jump high, and also why for a short time she seemed to talk like really fast for some reason” like cmon man.)

But it’s sooooo endearing to me how stupid it is, and I think it’s because how he just unapologetically goes all in on the bullshit and doesn’t even try to ground anything (compare to professor layton) and also, it doesn’t feel like he’s being smug about it. He’s just having fun. And so I’m just like, “awwww, that’s so cute”

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yooo ever17 mention! immediately got the soundtrack stuck in my head again, thanks for the memory lane trip <3

[stealing sister’s valor] You’re Welcome

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Sister started writing out notes to explain ever17 to organize her thoughts on what she likes about uchikoshi’s writing

sitting at the dinner table head in hands as sister explains what uchikoshi means by cutting something at the molecular level I hate this man

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sitting at the dinner table head in hands as sister explains what uchikoshi means by cutting something at the molecular level I hate this man

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This is the best one

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Fuck Nintendo

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I can’t stand uchikoshi what do you mean he was cut at the molecular level how do you see that

guy who is not fine

I did kick him down the stairs I can’t lie

HELLO??? that’s really funny. I don’t remember

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HELLO??? that’s really funny. I don’t remember

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Oh my god while dad was watching piano performances I heard something that sounded like a song I’ve been lowkey thinking about for like a decade because I could only remember a generic sounding measure and I’m pretty sure it was bg music in an anime. anyway now I have to see it there’s an orchestral arrangement of tristesse used as background music because the part I’m thinking of transitioned into a violin solo

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Apparently there’s a website called Public Square where conservatives register their businesses to identify themselves as “anti-woke” so other conservatives can find them. I just thought I would share in case anyone wanted to put their zip code in and learn which local businesses to avoid.

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speaking of third-wheeling i love when people are like "third-wheeled too hard and now i'm in a throuple" but i think a little spoken of third-wheeled-too-hard option is getting adopted by other adults. one time when i was 25 and in undergrad i made friends with a married couple in their thirties and ended up in such an unusual relationship that one day they called me to their house and sat me down very somberly and then one of them started crying and i thought one of them must have gotten some sort of life-altering health diagnosis or something

but then they told me they were getting a divorce and they were going to be okay, but they had been agonizing for two weeks over how to tell me because they didn't want to "disrupt" my life and it was then that i had to remind them that i was actually a fully grown adult and that i was going to be completely okay and that in fact i would like to be there for them in this tumultuous time and they were like

"oh....... yeah"

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my bacteria #mybacteria