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*clutches head* I actually just wanna see Western Europe taste the real colonisation (all their own drug).
So it's Song-ish Dynasty refined Capitalism Invades medieval European
European culture and wearing forever altered European tried to fight back with indigenous pride.
And, basically, some country in the middle revolted with communion ideology again.
They got out of occupation but their culture is half assimilated with the Chinese culture because the occupation was 200 years. Something that looks like the opposite of a Filipino wearing a colonial suit.
I'm making it an AU with censored names. Partisan guy disguised as a shaman, and from the look, this guy is called the Human Dragon. The counterpart is the Dinosaur Phoenix, which is a species whose wetland habitat this partisan camped nearby to avoid getting caught. It is also the symbol and a venerated animal of the empire.
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Karoshi king
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im laughing so hard. this is the scene where gao jianli is like "i am a wild animal. a man-eater. i am going to tear out his throat with my teeth" LMAO GOOD LUCK BUDDY!!!! WE'RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!
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--Written Chinese vs English--
[ID: A comic titled "Evolution of Written Chinese vs English". On the left, emperor Qin Shi Huang holds up a scroll and angrily points an ink brush at the viewer and shouts, "There should not be seven different ways to write 'horse'. Starting today everyone will use the same characters-- or else!" On the right, William Shakespeare laughs gleefully while holding a skull and quill and exclaims, "The first rule of English is to have fun and to thine own self be true!" Every word uses a non-standard spelling. Below the cut are full versions of the the panels and a blank version of the Chinese one. End ID]
I'm fascinated by the evolution of chinese and english "spelling." I grew up on hard-to-read Ye Olde English, and assumed all languages were like that. Imagine my shock when I discovered the chinese language had been standardised since 221BC, and I can read words written in the Han Dynasty.
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For much of it's history, the English language played it fast and loose with spelling. (No one can spell things wrong if no one can spell things right!) Standardisation only began in the late 15th century as the use of the printing press spread across Europe.
I thought the best person to show this carefree attitude was the Bard himself; Willy Shakes. We have six surviving examples of Shakespeare's signature, and none of them are spelled the same way twice.
In comparison, Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of China, standardised the writing system as early as 221 BC. He had conquered the six warring states and decided to do away with their writing systems. This made the administration of a centralised government easier, and it served as a demonstration of his absolute authority. The writing on the book* is "horse", and "torn apart by carriage".
**That scroll he's holding is actually called a book in Chinese, it is made up of bamboo slips, like a big sushi mat!

All designs are available on redbubble: I thought it would be fun to include a blank version of qin shi huang, so you can write stuff on him.
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In case anyone wanted to know, yes the Chinese Internet is laughing their asses off at the group chat leak and memeing it hardcore





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Mystic flour cookie if she didn't send a plague upon the dark cacao kingdom and instead attack dark cacao and his kingdom directly, lunarians style.
When the mystic flour update came,I saw some similarities that mystic flour and the lunarians from land of the lustrous both share,that being they both have a connection with buddhism,plus the little cookies that appear in mystic flour's skill animation kinda remind me of lunarians:


I like to call them flourians
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Did Sin become a eunuch by force? Also what did you mean when you said Sin is the brownie of the house😭 he is the dessert?
*Sino(soid)
Yeah he offended the Emperor big time.
Brownie is a Scottish household spirit, look it up.
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ogata “solitary wildcat sniper” hyakunosuke vs. real life cats
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ask no questions, hear no lies!
another painting experiment, just having fun exploring the process :)
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