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I took some Girl Scout cookie orders for the stoners at work. A lot of orders.
#girl scout cookies#thin mint#samoas#tagalongs#trefoils#weed#munchies#america#cookies#gluttony#craving#yasss
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My problems ARE real, dad!
#jack white#guacamole#white stripes#hissy fit#boycott#secret#rock and roll#detroit#fell in love with a girl#avocado
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beareel + ocdiscofever 4ever!!!!
if u and ur best friend’s relationship isn’t constantly mistaken for a homoerotic love affair are u really friends
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This is still an issue so many years later
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I don't know why I'm thinking about Holden Caulfield right after watching the movie 'Kids' (1995) Like, "dude, are you ok?"
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Aah! Christmas card idea! But with a slice of fruit cake instead.

#xmas cards#christmas#christmas spirit#bread#fruit cake#innovation#think outside the box#nicolas cage
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I love him because yup ocdmod
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My apple was described by my coworker as having a large clitoral hood. I had no comeback for that.
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Yeah so my country (Mexico) is in the toilet but at least I can still laugh at Korina. Yay!
Korina on Project Runway

Stay bitter bitch!
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Is this what he saved Mexico from? More students, more education?

"No puedo cambiar lo que pasó en Ayotzinapa, pero si puedo hacer que el mundo se entere" #Ayotzinapa #Ayotzinapanoseopvida #TodossomosAyotzinapa
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You don't live there anymore
When I’ve been upset over something happening in Mexico people have asked me why I get upset when I don’t live there anymore. Picture you move away for college and when you are there you notice your mom started dating that guy that used to beat her up when she was younger. You confront her about it and she says he is nicer than before and bought her groceries, he is also more handsome than before so you stop worrying but keep an eye out. Later you find through other people that she’s beaten several times yet when you confront she says nothing and she’s covered in bruises. You find him on the cover of Time magazine talking about how he saved her but from what? You think. You know she’s being beaten and will possibly die and he’s doing everything for you not to find out, even controlling her internet output. He has so much money, he controls her. You love her and you are completely powerless.
It’s like that. She is my mother and even when I moved I still love her and she’s dying.
https://news.vice.com/topic/ayotzinapa
#ayotzinapa#mexico#news#big brother#information#pena nieto#la neta me cagas#motherland#powerless#mexico lindo y querido#crying#depressive
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Typewriter types...
#typewriter#hipster#street poetry#selfie#collage#record player#starbucks#cool lady#charlize theron#kale#too much
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So seriously, no one has suggested that it might be a battlefield?

Is love an invention or a discovery?
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Saint Clerk of the Holy Retail
#clerk#retail#apathetic#comics#sass#sarcasm#minimum wage#customers#customer service#dead inside#loser#lady loser#drawing#ink#late night#debt#student loans
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