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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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1) I'm going to need elaboration on the Obama-edition flame-grilled beef patty with crispy fries

2) Unironically would eat the ranch one

3) Happy pride, I'm reposting this drunk on public transit but I maintain I would eat the ranch one sober

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

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Always glad to see that $1 put to use. Like damn how did they only raise the price $1?

going back to watch season 1 episodes of game changer versus the stuff they pull now

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As someone who escaped the catholic faith I just have no words. The masochism required to want to subject yourself to that...

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@samreich can we please bring back Rank Room? Not through the whole season yet but I think with some workshopping it could be so fantastic. (By workshopping I mean just making it clear the process of deciding what rank the top three get).

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As a degree-holding ocean engineer (aka ship designer), I can verify that this is how everyone launches finished ships. How did you think they did it?

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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

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Who decided Tumblr should have ads? I keep staring at ads thinking they're just sh*tposts I don't understand only to realize it's an ad.