#titantic

[jiabeewrites]

so this is what i've gathered from the memes and tumblr posts:

(please do not take this as 100% accurate. it's probably only like 78% accurate)

TITANIC II:

a few billionaires + a 19 year old + one other person(?) went into a "submarine" that wasn't actually a submarine

it was controlled by a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER

and they were supposed to explore the titanic

and the submarine thingie didn't actually work and they KNEW THAT before getting on

and it imploded

and they all died

the only person anyone has sympathy for is the 19 year old bc he didn't wanna go on but wanted to make his dad happy

also celine dion is trending lmao

and fanfic is being written for the submarine (im slightly concerned)

oh and the company who made the submarine is called oceangate

this link. that's it, that's the addition.

oh yeah and @hkayakh said that a documentary is being made about this???

RUSSIA:

there's a coup

and there's basically a civil war

and the person in charge of the coup said that he's trying to topple russia's military leaders

and ukraine just took back some of their land

also the troops stopped for coffee before fighting

important addition by @chimp-prolly-not-typing-hamlet: the rogue battalion that rebelled against Putin is a private paramilitary organization called Wagner’s Group which has been linked to far-right extremism and neo-nazism

GREECE:

the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate (according to @socialist-microwave-laser, please go check this post for more info)

so yeah fuck capitalism actually

THE STOCK MARKET???:

logitech is NOT suing oceangate, that was a fake post

EXTRA SHIT:

andrew tate is being charged for rape and human trafficking

and apparently elon musk challenged mark zuckerberg to a jiu jitsu cage fight

and andrew tate offered to coach elon musk

the season finale of helluva boss came out!!! (s1e8)

the season finale of helluva boss is coming out only right now because of some legal issues that vivsiepop + spindlehorse had. i think it had something to do with working with kesha and her label

FNAF TRAILER JUST DROPPED

yeah the world just decided to speedrun history today

(pls tell me if there's anything to add to this in the replies!!!)

[sexbomb-raymancover]

can we please stop living through historical events . I want a normal day . I just want a normal fucking day

[lilhawkeye3]

gotta be real, did not have “titantic kills people” and “another Russian coup” on my bingo card for this century…

[stupidsloth]

[yesterdaysnewts]

its fucking gone

[seroquelpussy]

Best 250,000 I've ever spent I'm so fucking excited

[alrightoddity]

happy "Russian coup logitech suing oceangate" day

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

[mysharona1987]

First time I learned there are Qanon conspiracies about the Titanic.

(apparently it was another ship that sank and it was all an insurance scam.)

[lucifergifs]

TITANIC (1997) LUCIFER | 6.10 (2021)

[emilysibyl]

Listen there are a lot of things I find funny about the whole lost submarine thing that’s happening right now but probably the funniest is the fact that up until about five minutes ago I thought that when everyone was tagging oceangate they were making a joke like a watergate reference but no the sub is actually named oceangate and honestly that was the scandal waiting to happen what were they thinking??

[marinecorvid]

poking around on twitter out of curiosity about how people are handling The Whole Situation At Hand and I feel so fucking bad for that kid. he didn’t want to go down there, he was terrified of getting in that thing and only did so because he wanted to make his dad happy over father’s day weekend. that shit’s just awful, and i’m glad his death was at least instantaneous (vs suffering for several days), i’m fucking glad that ceo died due to his own hubris, and i wish nothing but the remaining leadership of oceangate to be slammed with every possible fine, litigation, and whatever legal and societal justice that can be served

[seabassapologist]

shoutout to this video game sales alert account for being literally the funniest account on twitter today

[citricacidprince]

I've been giving my roommate live updates for days now and when I broke the big news this is pretty much how it went down

[locallyloathed]

You know, after watching everyone I know struggle with problems that could be solved with just a couple thousand dollars, there’s something rather refreshing about watching rich people pay a quarter of a million dollars just to suffer way worse than any of us.

[gh0stsp1d3r]

HELP

THE LAST ONE 😭