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YOU'RE LISTENING TO [Horrorboros scream] ω2.3 SALMONID FM! WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT SALMON [Skillets clanging] SALMON [Cartoonish garbling noises] AND MORE SALMON! [Salmon frying noises] THIS AIN'T YOUR INKLING'S STATION! [Now or Never by Squid Squad starts playing]

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WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

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Have you ever been to Inkopolis?

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Experimental thing where Bluefin fucking beats you to death with a charger

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How long are you usually out at sea?

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Yes, Yulia, focus on the trade, not the cooler floating nearby…

Today Yulia is overseeing the latest upgrade to the trade agreement with the salmonids.

In exchange for an even larger supply of power eggs than before, the Octarians will be giving them piles and piles of old octocopter helmets. This suits everyone just fine, as the newer models are designed to be lighter and more efficient, while the older, heavier models will now be used by snatchers, whom are generally heavier than most of the smaller species of Octarians.

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GOOD NEWS. THE MOD OF THE FREAKING FISH BLOG KNOWS HOW TO POSE THE FREAKING FISH NOW.

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how's that salt water taste?

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so if I dumb salt into the lake i can go swimming in it with my inkling bros

“You’re so gonna die, though…”

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wh HOW ARE YOU IN WATER?!

“It’s freshwater you’re confused about. That hurts if you’re submerged.”

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You gonna get that phone?

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you...need some help out there?

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Hey. hey buddy. where ya going.

This is gonna suck. GrizzCo hit them pretty badly last week, so I already have my work cut out for me.

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