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haha im back and not as cringy please ignore every single post below this B)

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^ 👊😔

Okay unpopular opinion time I actually really REALLY like high elves???? They’re garbage but they’re MY garbage

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I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

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elsweyr better fuckin be about when the twin moons disappeared or im not having it

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this

hey uh dont fetishize trans ppl thanks

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why does elenwen remind me of the grand councilwoman off of lilo and stitch

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dannie devito

Homestuck OC idea: a very tired businessman. He’s balding and therefore doesn’t have hair on the top of his head. His horns grow into basically a comb over. Probably a yellow blood so he can have 4 horns in his comb over. Also you can make the puns beesinus man, and honeycomb over.

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1 minute wasted on something worth it

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IM GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

The “cereal before milk or milk before cereal” debate ends now.

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very smelly,,

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yo what the fuck?

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psa to always b aware of how the dogs act around other dogs if ur gonna put a small dog with a big dog(s) unattended for a while

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i introduce to u velexi condra the laziest seadweller to ever seadweller

( his lusus is a waterbreathing lizard thats the size of his palm ksksHESKH also yes sporadic explosions is my name on homestuck amino pls dont be confused ;'0 )

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I LOVE YOU FOR THIS POST THANK YOU

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

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18 Pictures That Prove Group Projects Are Pure Hell

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YES

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either marvus doesnt have eyebrows and theyre just painted on or he painted grey over his eyebrows