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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations

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went to what rhey call "emo night" at the one cool place in this bitchass town . my 14 year old self dreamed of nights like this

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I loooove this gif so much

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PENALTY GAME

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I think at this point I'm allowed to share this wild west Jotaro I drew for a wild west JJBA zine last year! ⭐

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my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

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chu

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♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♞ ♝ ♜

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Happy BOTW day!

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do you like to drink cherry cola and do you often go on the warpath

hi wolf

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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

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a better guide to romance.

album by @thescaryjokes :-)

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i was up til 2 am last night finishing these up just in time for christmas! i used a machine to put together everything except for attaching the tail and closing it up (ladder stitch so fun)

anyhow i am so so so happy with how they turned out and it made me feel more confident with using my sewing machine! thank you so much for posting instructions and sharing the pattern ^_^

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

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