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Lexie: The Carrows are beating up students! We hate then!

Cerria: Keep your mouth shut about my mother and uncle thank you very much

Lexie: Sorry, but I believe only Slytherins like them.

Cerria: I'm not going to disagree with you, but still be careful with what you say. They hear things.

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*after finding out about shifting*

Jaidyn: Wait, can I shift to do Kaida?

Alex: my cousin? Absolutely not

Jaidyn: Why not?

Alex: Because I said

Jaidyn: *gasp* you want me to do YOU instead

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*after finding out about Aradia*

Jaidyn: Father, who's Aradia?

Amycus: Oh. Uh. I don't know who that is.

Jaidyn: Tell the truth

Amycus: That is the truth

Jaidyn: Hm

Amycus: I don't know an Aradia

Jaidyn: Mhm

Amycus: I don't

Jaidyn: Okay

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*an hour later, after speaking to Emma and Amycus's ex*

Jaidyn: SHE'S YOUR SISTER?

Amycus: Fuck

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*after they find out about the year their father taught in Hogwarts*

Emma: *walks into the room and leans against the wall*

Jaidyn: *also walks into the room and leans against the wall, smirking*

Amycus: What do you want?

Jaidyn: Father. Big guy. Man I love so much.

Amycus: What is you want?

Emma: Can you help us with our assignment? We have to do something about Defence Against The Dark Arts teachers...or should I say, Dark Arts *winks*

Jaidyn: You wouldn't know who taught it in 1997 & 1998 would you?

Amycus: ..do you know something?

Emma: We might know something.

Amycus: Don't even think about telling your siblings

Jaidyn: Ah, about that..

Rosalie: *comes running into the room* you taught at Hogwarts?!

Amycus: Goddamnit, Jaidyn.

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The Innocent First Year: *looks at the Carrow Siblings* What would happen if I pissed them off?

Lucia: Nobody knows, and nobody wants to know. But we do know it won't be pretty.

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Emma: Is Jai okay?

Alex: Yes

Emma: Oh

Emma: Jai, be sad. I want to comfort you.

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Kayleigh: Why won't you look me in the eyes?

Millie: I get so lost in them

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Gemini: I had an idea

Amycus: I had two

Gemini: What are they?

Amycus: First, you shut the fuck up because your ideas are dangerous. Second, you go to sleep because it is 3am.

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Aspen: I'm cold

Wren: Here, have my jacket

Kayleigh: I'm cold too

Millie: Do you want to go home to get a jacket?

Jaidyn: I'm also cold

Alex: Suffer

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Veta: You left me! How dare you? You were going to be a Dad!

Alex: I was pregnant?

Jaidyn: What the fuck

Veta: You got me pregnant then left me!

Jaidyn: Uh, no, he didn't

Veta: Yes, he did!

Jaidyn: If you're pregnant you evidently cheated.

Veta: What? No I didn't! He got me pregnant.

Jaidyn: He's fucking trans you twat

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Rosalie: Girls are gross. Ew. I would never date one.

Chanae: *enters*

Rosalie: I was lying. Girls are very attractive.

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Charlie: I love nobody

Charlie: Except Chardonnay

Charlie: I love her

Wren: you're a cinnamon bun and you love every body

Charlie: Shut up

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*in the middle of an argument*

Amycus: yeah, well, I fucked your sister!

Gemini: yeah, well I fucked yours!

Jaidyn: The actual fuck

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Aspen: *struggling to breathe*

Jaidyn: Oh god! Aspen, are you okay? Do you need anything?

Aspen: Bring me some coffee

Jaidyn: What the fuck

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Amycus: Sometimes I want someone to love me. Like. What did I do?

Jaidyn: Abused us

Emma: Tortured us

Arden: Blamed us

Aliya: Lied to us

Adella: Gave us childhood trauma

Atlas: Made us question ourselves

Rosalie: Was homophobic

Chardonnay: Tried killing me

Cassie: Triggered me into running away

Wren: Caused your wife to lose three babies

Gemini: Cheated

Aspen: Pushed our friends down a flight of stairs

Nazia: Restricted their freedom

Liam: Forced them into things

Alec: Made Jaidyn develop an ED

Lía: Triggered your kids into attempting

Millie: Sent your daughter to a mental hospital for no reason

Lucia: Lied

Sienna: Refused to allow your children to get help

Jacob: Killed people

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Emma: Respect your elders!

Jaidyn: We're fucking twins

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Alex: I hate children. Seriously. I will never have children

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*4 years later*

Alex: *holding his newborn and crying* she's beautiful. I won't ever let anyone hurt her. She's my beautiful little girl.