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now listen, i’m not one for heterosexuals, but levin and kitty are kinda cute

(at least so far, at chapter 9)

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“Write Star Trek fanfic, then put on a uniform, and then perform a dramatic reading to your love interest while doing a bird mating dance of some sort.”

This ultimate nerd mating ritual, though it has yet to be observed in the wild, was first posited at now o’clock in the year of our lord 20helll. Though the discoverer has remained anonymous, their theory was explained in the prestigious academic publication A Discord Server I’m In. Sadly, it is now behind a paywall.

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my favorite thing next to fog is the german word for fog. nebl. its pronounced like neb-ill. its my favorite word to say

i love fog. everytime I see fog i get excited and go "fog!" and look at the fog. fog is my favorite thing.

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HOLY BALLS GUYS THIS FIC IS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY LIVE LAUGH LOVE. 10000/10

a rose by any other name. r. lupin. ( royal au! )

summary —you, a princess set to marry an unwilling sirius black find yourself enchanted by the newest addition to your staff and realise that love isn’t false vows and hateful silence during wedding nights. it’s beautiful, and synonymous with the name remus lupin.

warnings —reader and sirius’ parents are collective parts of the antichrist. very very very minor nsfw but no actual smut ( -16 dni !! ). sirius and the reader have no romantic feelings towards each other. 💞

word count —5k

note —everybody say thank you @pogueswrld for giving me the nicknames remus calls the reader 💕

the playlist

SUN SHONE BETWEEN CLOUDS and gentle wind sent glistening ripples through the pond that you found yourself seated before. Grass tickled the areas of skin that your nightgown failed to cover and the faintest touch of morning dew cooled your legs. Squirrels scampered down cracked bark in search of food, birds leapt from thin branches in glorious flight, rabbits scurried over golden foothills. It was serene, blissful and unbothered. The sun shifted from behind its wispy prison to fully beat down on you, a silent good morning, and you smiled—something you hadn’t done a lot as of late.

When songbirds chirped from above you, you knew that your peace was fleeting and soon you’d be left with stress and lecturing mothers. It would be at least ten minutes before your ladies-in-waiting came padding along the recently-cut grass with summons from your mother, but your bliss was already bothered and you saw no point in trying to restore it, so you stood and wordlessly made your way back to the palace.

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Ways I’ve found Queer People show affection:

-🥺🥺🥺

-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-*incomprehensible list of emojis*

-SKSDJFHIWUEHFIUWHEIUHDSIUDHFIUSDHFUODH SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

-I would die for you

-*sends picture of rock* it’s you

-bitch I’ll fight you

-hey do you wanna feel REALLY gay? *sends picture of hot person*

-*sends gif of two animals hugging* it’s us

-*sends gif of two animals fighting* it’s us

-hey wanna hear something cursed? Too late you’re hearing it anyway

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Hanif Willis-Abdurraqib, from “And What Good Will Your Vanity Be When The Rapture Comes”

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are we allies or enemies? thisll be the death of me? thisll be the death of me. a drop of piss runs down my leg, echoing the tears running down my face just seconds before. if only it was my piss. that would make this situation a whole hell of a lot easier. i raise my brown and yellow fur-covered tail in suspense, and—

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sure would be a shame if you guys followed this blog that would just be horrible

look boys, a wild pinned post!!

hola ; bonjour ; guten tag ; privyet ; hello, and welcome to Jax Men

founders: Jasper (she/he), your local crane wives enjoyer, and Max (he/him), your local heartsopper enjoyer.

this tumblr is (mostly) dedicated to our flight rising page / joint commission board / t-shirt company start up (?) / occasional in-depth dragon lore posts. We'll both be posting semi-regularly (hopefully) and our DMs are always open. On wednesdays we wear pink, fuck me gently with a chainsaw, and I like charlie spring in a romantic way not just a friend way.

feel free to check us out on our other platforms too, btw

MAX; pinterest ; flight rising ; personal tumblr

JASPER; twitter ; flight rising ; the desolate wasteland he calls a pinterest account ; instagram

I think that's it, peace out bro's n ho's!

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based shadow

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"Down with cis" is an actual hate movement....

shut it, clanker scum

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yeah lmaoo

I need advice... From a modern-day expert...

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yeah i think that is what they meant it was just a really bad joke my bad

I need advice... From a modern-day expert...

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really? cause that is exactly how i pictured the guy who campaigned for priests to have sex to look

...

Huh.

That's not how I pictured him, weirdly.

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expert of the modern day they just said that

I need advice... From a modern-day expert...

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neurodivergent people will put their pasta in the microwave for 61 seconds because they have to stop it on 0:01 but still want it to microwave for the full minute and then sit down to eat it but have to get back up because they accidentally grabbed the big fork

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rb-ing bc i love mike faist

rb if you love mike faist bc i sure do