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always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem

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I always thought that a sad version of the :3 emote would be :{, since it keeps the little indent from the middle of the :3 pointing towards the eyes.

I like when someone tries to turn the catface emoticon into a frown and ends up with the frankly grotesque 3:

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funniest possible response to getting my gender marker changed

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“There is nothing cuter in this damn world than a winged pikmin carrying a single cherry”

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SUNDAY

SUNDAY

ŚU̢̨N̵N̕͜N

and saturday it’s the 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOWER EXPO

BE THERRRREEERRRR AS THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS,HEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONSONDAY!

CUTTING TECHNOLOGY! aerfsverginereaersorodl

SEAKING!     SEAKING!     SEAKING!

OIL PAINTINGS!OIL PAINTINGS!SEAKING!

DONT MISS THE DALLAS MOWER EXPOXEPOYERSALAD

BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEERRRREEEEEERRRRRRR….RRERRR….RREEEEEEEE

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i genuinely don’t think the haitians eating pets lie is something that should be laughed off bc the rhetoric literally rooted in some of the worst acts of colonial violence known to man but i just know liberals are going to try and meme it away. this isn’t a funny haha republicans are so stupid thing this is a hey they are trying to justify a resurgence of specific atrocities against this specific group of people

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Y'all remember that Miraidon motorcycle from the Toyota Engineering Society from a while back? Well, it's now come out that the battery that powers it is a sandwich.

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HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!

NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!

^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^

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ghoul miku because i keep reposting my twitter shit

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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

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gonna fuck around and make the NFL watchable