Chey (pronounced "shy") 30. She/her. *~*This blog is NSFW*~* Instantly win me over with puns. Slightly obsessed with a lot of tv shows, I can't even name them all... The Boys | Criminal Minds | Supernatural | 911 | Reacher | Law and Order SVU | Grey's Anatomy | Bones | Chicago Fire/PD | Daredevil | The Punisher| Dirt Track Racing
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ok i’m done suffering. i’m seeking out delight
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Is he a scary man covered in blood? Or is he my baby girl? Spot the difference
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BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"
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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
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i need someone to come over and put their whole body weight on me
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thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.
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you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else
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It’s okay to message me a paragraph of how much you’re obsessed with me
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“Eyes on me.”
“Use your big words.”
“Ask nicely.”
“What was that?”
“Pretty little doll.”
“My love.”
“That’s my good baby.”
“Good girl.”
“Watch that attitude if you still want to walk.”
“No buts.”
“Behave.”
“On your knees.”
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