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I hate you randoms so goddamn much STOP THROWING AND FUCKING ME OVER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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notice how society started declining when we all stopped saying booyah
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of course they explored each other's bodies how is that even a question

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Why the fuck does spawning grounds at 200 EVP feel like 999
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This video talks about a Splatoon weapon whose appearance resembles a pencil, but taken out of context it looks as if it's calling an actual pencil overpowered and I find that hilarious.
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Gotta get this conversation rolling here on splatoon tumblr as well. I gotta know what the deal is
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Reminder that Neo Agent 3 canonically cannot say anything about the log, meaning that no one else knows anything about how they came to be or the fall of humanity or anything about mr grizz
alternative title: i cant draw
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how it feels to play hit video game splatoon 3 for the nintendo switch
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Management would like to remind you not to flirt on the clock, as workplace distractions are extremely dangerous in Salmonid territory.
We are Grizzco®, not Rizzco.
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SRL Results Dept. reporting in on the...results of the Splatoween Splatfest! Who would be the best friend among Zombies, Skeletons, and Ghosts?
Congrats to Team Ghosts! And remember—we're ALL winners when it comes to Super Sea Snails. Don't forget to pick yours up!
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LETS GO BONERS!!!
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winning salmon run and watching my teammates use all the specials they didn't activate during the actual rounds
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