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playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

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do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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aromantic hanahaki disease that's cured by rejecting the one who has unrequited feelings for you

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i got this whole life thing figured out

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just had all of human history beamed into my brain in a single blinding flash of light and realized the fact that i have strong opinions about catholicism is not strange and is, in fact, one of the top 10 things people have had opinions about in the last two millenniums

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are people Aware that they can give their ocs illnesses that arent just depression & anxiety . u can just give ur ocs endometriosis . nobody cannstop u from doing this & if they try to then kill them Badly & with Hammers

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All jokes aside, it's possible that JD Vance killed the pope.

When an elderly person comes down with a serious illness, for the sake of their recovery, indeed their survival, they are supposed to avoid anything that may strain their weakened systems.

They are meant to avoid stress.

Which is probably at least part of the reason why Pope Francis sent his second to speak to JD Vance instead of doing it himself.

And Then... JD VANCE INSISTED TO SPEAK TO THE POPE HIMSELF.

Knowing that the pope was still recovering from PNEUMONIA at his advanced age.

Still, like an entitled american, he demanded to speak to the pope himself. Despite having been met by his political equal in status, it wasn't good enough for JD Vance.

It just might have been the final straw for an elderly man who was fighting off a serious infection to have to take the time out of his already busy schedule.

The complete lack of empathy that JD Vance brought to the Vatican, that he had already been scolded for by the leadership of the religion he claims to follow, can very easily be considered a contributing factor at the very least.

It's not a stretch to theorize the pope might have survived had JD Vance not come calling.

The jokes are funny and all... but...

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ah shit sorry man i didnt mean to spill my "aro4aro friends with benefits relationship" all over your favorite ship, fuck dude my bad, it wont happen again

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(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

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(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

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my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"

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I think I've realized my problem with shipping is less with the shipping itself and more with the hypocrisy that comes with it.

It's perfectly okay to ship a bold stripe aroace, but putting a gay man in a straight relationship is bad.

Pick one, are we respecting sexualities or not? Why does being aroace matter less than being gay? Why do you care enough about gays to say that's wrong, but you actively argue that you should be allowed to disrespect bold stripe aroace characters?

I'm more bothered by the obvious double standard than I am about the shipping itself.

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obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it

but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored