octopanko
octopanko
Five Whoppers… And Five More Whoppers!
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they/he, call me crow || pfp by @uzi-bitez || multifandom! main blog where I reblog shit and ramble about shitFOLLOW MY ART ACCOUNT @salmonid-svckerpvnch
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octopanko · 2 hours ago
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i call this one “nobody likes you when youre 23”
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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A stamp collector, who offers to deliver people's packages... as long as they get to keep the stamps afterward!
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octopanko · 3 hours ago
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octopanko · 3 hours ago
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Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester
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octopanko · 3 hours ago
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Minecraft hire me I’ll release a big update to the villagers introducing species diversity and new mobs and new biomes asap!!! I’ll make a new creeper NAOW!!!
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It will step on flowers if it’s the only necessary part, but you can contain it in a flower circle to deter it, but only with a biome specific flower that blooms at night. You can use this flower in your builds and the crawler won’t blow it up 😁
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octopanko · 4 hours ago
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@p-wrryyy-mordial-soup
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I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is
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octopanko · 8 hours ago
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DREAM NO MORE
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octopanko · 8 hours ago
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“oh no it’s raining, whatever will i do to stay dry?”
the reliable umbrella:
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octopanko · 8 hours ago
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I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is
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octopanko · 14 hours ago
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I've brainstormed a whole ass concept
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octopanko · 14 hours ago
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Four stills I did for an Instagram reel (stupid loser app tanked my quality, please tumblr do better) or alternatively matching lockscreens for you and your insane friend group (textless versions utc)
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octopanko · 14 hours ago
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my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha
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octopanko · 14 hours ago
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What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #24 Made in Blender! I referenced this artwork by @yencatx
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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared
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"A rift in the sky... People falling from it... The world is full of mysteries."
I'm fairly happy with the end product of this cosplay, especially the bread loaf shoes and satchel! I think I'll remake it for this year's con, now that I know what I'm doing.
Massive thank you to LayzeMichelle for the Survey Corps Uniform pattern! I made some very small edits to account for my novice sewing skills, but it was really comprehensive and easy to follow!
Cosplay: Akari - Pokemon Legends: Arceus
Pattern: @layzemichelle
Photography: Flavourforge
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