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Hilda by Duane Bryers

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u know that reminds me of this tweet going around making fun of dark mode users like 'haha do you guys need your books on dark paper' and it's like yeah some people can't read text printed on white paper? regular books aren't accessible to some people for that reason. whats the joke.

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where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?

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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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Pride Fest Prompt (Night 24)

Person A: So what were your wedding vows? Person B: He said he’d love me through all my genders. Person C: And I will. Person A: Thought you were straight? Person C: Getting married monogamously means losing your sexuality, you are now just attracted to that person. And for me that is Person B.

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Dishonored Sketches

I haven't drawn in too long. What a shame. I completed the 1st Dishonored again))

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Melkor: I fear no man…

Melkor: *points to Fingolfin* but that thing…

Melkor: it scares me

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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Not many things give me cuteness aggression, and Mimi is one the exceptions

(I literally scared my sib with how hard I punched my desk lol)

She is just to adorable!!

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I was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and I managed to get very lucky with my timing, this is quite possibly the funniest photo I’ve ever taken.

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An older woman came in to sign her estate planning documents and under her special requests on her Agent for Disposition of Remains she wrote “I want to be cremated in my wedding dress” and when I read it I almost started crying. Imagine loving someone so much you want to be cremated wearing the thing you wore when you got married to them. It fucking laid me out

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In a deal with a fae, you must give up something you hold dear. Whether it be your name, your first born, or something else, it must be held dear. You, gave up your addiction. It worked.

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a sitting platypus

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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped