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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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perhaps one of my hotter takes as a queer person but i’m never coming out again. you can figure it out or live in pure ignorance but either way it’s not my problem. the worst thing society ever tried to teach us was that coming out is an obligation. it’s not. it’s a privilege for you to know the depths of who i am, my sexuality included.

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The funniest thing you could do in any new outer space adventure / exploration media is have someone invite the ship's medic to the bridge and they'd be like "fuck no, I'm the main doctor for a whole crew, come see me if you break an arm or something, good luck exploring the surface of the Planet Made of Angry Poison Gas Clouds, With Teeth, Who Love the Flavor of Human Flesh or whatever the fuck it is, adios, see you in the canteen maybe, maybe not I'm fuckin busy." And you just barely ever see that character again.

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@W_Asherah

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really wish humans could fight each other without doing irreparable damage to our bodies

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It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

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Jack Kirby seemed really interested in creating this utopic, pure, enlightened society on New Genesis that is constantly fending off the corruption of Apokolips, but I am FAR MORE interested in New Genesis being this constant 👏 unending👏 hedonistic 👏Bacchanalian 👏 orgy that people on Apokolips are like "I've never met a New Genesian who was SOBER or not actively having sex"

Like all anyone cares about is art and beauty and there's usually half a dozen plays every evening and poetry readings in the afternoon and you wake up to magna-harpist doing the most insane vocals just to tell everyone the weather in The City that morning and that's why Orion's like Ya Oh boy I'm fucking out of here. I'm gonna go beat something up. Destiny Is Battle Etc. This is Too Much For me. Get Me OUT of here.

Headlines Like BREAKING NEWS: Unveiling Big Ass Sculpture In Celestial Gardens Lightray: Orion!!! do you want to go see the new sculpture. It's of Euresis, the third world god of sea life and storms. Orion: Orion: ...will it be there tomorrow? Lightray: I— Lightray: (sigh) Lightray: obviously, but you don't have to be a complete philistine about it.

No, stop, this is NOT a critique on excess. God, don't be so dour. God don't be so boring!! New Genesis is a society that prioritizes art, beauty, craft, and indulgence. They party SO HARD, BUT they also spend so much time at lectures and "oh my god are you going to the debate tonight" and "Corya just wrote a treatise on Femininity and The Source" and casually chatting about architecture projects. This is between the festivals that are 3 weeks long where everyone is shitfaced.

Yes, on Apokolips—that glinting red planet you can see from New Genesis in the evenings—world-wide starvation comes in waves and the slums are filled with disease and hopelessness. The will of Darkseid lurks there, on the horizon, waiting and coiled during this peacetime...but you've got a wine tasting to go to, you can't be bothered about that. 🥂

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...what

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Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

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hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

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baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!