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See you get it Fen. You understand that Jake probably likes it extra nasty too

He’s 100% into some pet play stuff but not in the “oh you’re such a good boy” way. He wants you to treat him like he’s your ill-trained doberman who you have to discipline. Put him collar and leash and YANK on it with all you got. Put a muzzle on him so he can’t “bite” and tell him to speak when prompted to. Tie his hands behind his back so he can’t touch you. Put him in a chastity cage so that he doesn’t hump your leg. But treat him like your bad dog.

His freaky ass would probably like it and thank you afterwards.

Thinking about submissive Jake. Thinking about how his nasty ass would enjoy it.

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Steven with a bondage kink lives rent free in my head. I love how all my fellow freaks saw the way he was squirming when he was put in handcuffs and immediately thought “Oh yeah. He’s having a reaction to that.”.

Put that man in shibari. As a treat. Cuff his hands to the bed and just have at him, in anyway you like.

Bondage kink Steven my beloved

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They definitely give him weed money too or just straight up get him some really good and luxurious weed through some connection that they have. So it’s an even better deal for Cecil because he gets some bomb freaky ass sex, a place to crash at, and some good weed.

I originally sent this to Fen but I don’t think I put that it was me because out of habit I will go on anon because I forget that I already stopped making my main secret. So Fen if you’re reading this that was me. Anyways.

Trine au but it’s a hybrid between @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction other work Pet and Toy involving Blue and Cecil where Cecil was Blue’s “pet”. Where maybe Cecil managed to somehow stumble into the sights of reader and Anselm and they were like “His idiotic and almost puppy like ignorant nature is charming. Let’s add him to the polycule so he can entertain Blue while we’re busy.”. And Cecil being Cecil just lets himself get absorbed because it’s a couch/bed to crash on/in, he can have sex as he pleases, and they “seem chill”.

Basically they get a dumb puppy of a himbo to go this their bratty cat of a sub to really complete the deal.

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send this to all your favourite people and grow a garden! KEEP THE GARDEN GROWING!🌼💚🌱💚🌻 🌳🪻🌼

Aw thanks!

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Thinking about submissive Jake. Thinking about how his nasty ass would enjoy it.

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Thinking about trans fem moon knight yet again. They’re just so beautiful. I just know it.

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Blue in the Trine Cat au has such a loud purr, especially when you’re putting him and letting him lay on your lap. It is so ridiculously loud. It’s like he’s bragging that he’s purring.

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Think about stripper Jake. You know he’s the club favorite

B I R T H D A Y !

🤣🤣

THANK YOU FEN!!!!

This is the best for a number of reasons but i adore the fuckin confused look on his face 🤣💖💖💖💖

"How...how the fuck did I get in this cake??"

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Objectifying those men rn

Absolutely not being normal about them

Need them to do a little spin for me

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@my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction

This is how I imagine the reader’s character in Trine with Blue and maybe even Anselm too

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Gladly.

Steven really does just have to bat his eyes at you because like, come on don’t tell me you can say no to that face and those big brown eyes. I’m not saying that he’s always asking for something new and pricy, but sometimes he does come up to you and says that he really wants something, or drops hints. And it’s like, yeah, sure you can definitely spend a few hundred on a trip to Egypt or some fancy trinkets or whatever. The “sugar” Steven provides isn’t that kind, it’s more like being with you and being on your arm and being a sweetheart. Though he’s not adverse to giving you that kind if he’s up for it. I am still of firm belief that Steven can be a brat and might use it to get something new and get his guts rearranged.

Jake is a slut we know this and we know he likes fancy cars and all that. So yeah, Jake’s very willing to give the goods if it means he’ll get a present or a little extra money in his allowance. He does love you, don’t get me wrong, he is a lover boy just as much as Steven and Marc are, but he’s unashamed about how he’s down to let you have your way with him in order to get something. It’s very clear too, he’ll be all up on you and you’ll just be like “What do you want?”.

Marc isn’t really used to gifts, like at all. He actually tries to stay away from asking you for anything because it just automatically makes him feel like a burden and all that. So like, he’s kind of your sugar baby because the other two are and you obviously don’t want to leave him out. So you’ll get him gifts every now and then that you managed to hear him talking about. He gets all flustered and red saying that you didn’t have to, but you tell him that you wanted to and that it was not trouble. He’s not using sex in exchange for getting gifts, he makes that clear and you reassure him that you’re not expecting him to have sex with you or do all that in order for you to get him things. You just like spoiling all three of them, Steven and Jake just do it because they want to.

The moon boys as your sugar babies. That’s all. (People who are gonna say “okay but them as sugar daddies” I see you and I get it but respectfully stfu this isn’t about that)

Steven’s your little piece of arm candy that just has to bat his eyelashes to get what he wants unless you want him to work for it 👀

Meanwhile Jake knows how to play the game. He knows what he’s gotta do to get what he wants, and he’s so down. You get done going to town on him and he’s just like “I want a new car <3”

And Marc says he doesn’t want anything so you just gotta give him presents on your own accord and watch him blush.

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Thinking about how Anselm and Birdie’s lives are so strange but that they’re so used to it that it’s become as normal as any other simple and mundane thing in life. Anselm would literally walk up to Birdie and say “I’ve hired and brought over a painter to create a portrait of you modeled nude on a nice vintage luxury sofa in the Rococo style to hang up in my office so that I can look at your beautiful body and face in all its glory even when I am working and occasionally pleasure myself to when I can’t be with you for whatever reason.” and Birdie doesn’t even blink. She’s just like “That’s so sweet of you, honey.”.

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Sorry for introducing ENA content and then fucking disappearing, finals are a bitch ;-;

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The moon boys as your sugar babies. That’s all. (People who are gonna say “okay but them as sugar daddies” I see you and I get it but respectfully stfu this isn’t about that)

Steven’s your little piece of arm candy that just has to bat his eyelashes to get what he wants unless you want him to work for it 👀

Meanwhile Jake knows how to play the game. He knows what he’s gotta do to get what he wants, and he’s so down. You get done going to town on him and he’s just like “I want a new car <3”

And Marc says he doesn’t want anything so you just gotta give him presents on your own accord and watch him blush.

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Coral Glasses Jealously Headcanons

Warnings: Nothing too massive just some little talk of feeling insecure but nothing too big

Author’s Snip: So happy I’m getting Coral now too. She’s so pretty. 🖤🤍

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

Coral doesn’t get jealous. At least not often. Not unless there’s a person actively hitting on you and you seem to be interested, or she thinks you seem interested

She’s actually pretty mature about things otherwise, to the point that it’s not really jealousy that some perceive it to be. It’s more like a tad bit of insecurity

Her life, and in a way, your relationship is very traditional and uniform to her job. She works. She goes home to you. You guys go on dates on weekends that you’re both free. Rise and repeat. And she can see how that could get to be a little boring for most. But that’s how she likes it. Easy and simple.

It’s not so bad though. Depending on how/who you are, that might also sound nice to you

Her insecurities lie in the idea that maybe you don’t like that, the routine of it with dates and going out on a bit of a schedule. Sometimes she worries that you might want to leave her for someone more… “fun”

She hates to say it but one time she saw you talking to ENA and her salesperson side was pretty much flirting with you as she was trying to sell you something (who knows what) and you somewhat humored her as you rejected her offer. It was nothing. She knew it was nothing. But a part of her got a bit nervous about the idea that maybe maybe you liked it and thought that ENA’s ambiguous line of work was fun and that she was fun and desirable

To think. Being jealous and insecure about ENA of all people

But it’s true. Sometimes she worries if she’s too bland for you and and you crave the unpredictable

Just give her a kiss or something that shows her that you like her. That usually gets her out of her funk.

She’ll probably blush and feel silly for leather mind wandering off and think of something so silly

And then maybe go on a little date to reinforce that you like your flow and dynamic

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Jake would 100% get your kids one of those drivable kid cars. You know the ones. It doesn’t matter if you agreed to buy it because he just buys it one day. No special occasion or anything. If it’s Jake’s child then best believe he’s buying his kid the most bitchen children’s car.

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Wore a bikini for the first time and I literally looked so hot and I legit thought to myself “My blorbos would be losing their minds rn 🖤”