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When someone says they don’t like Halloween.

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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Just a few..... Fantastic Beasts.

:)

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"Moonlight Club", 2016 Ink pen on watercolor paper. I love pointillism. 😍

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I won't be using this blog anymore, but you can catch me at my art blog. WiseWish @ Tumblr dot com Woot

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Do the braid

This is just the basics of braiding. If you know these 8 basic braids, you can do billions of differend hairstyles. Here’s a roundup, from top to bottom, left to right. There’s always a link to a basic tutorial and then a few links to hairstyles you can do with that type of braid.

1. Regular, 3-strand braid basic tutorial // sidebraid // milkbraid

2. 4-strand braid basic tutorial // with a scarf

3. Rope braid basic tutorial // french rope // bun // twisted rope braid wrap-around

4. French braid basic tutorial // upside down // to the side // bangs 

5. Fishtail braid basic tutorial // french fishtail

6. 5-strand braid basic tutorial // braid in braid 

7. Dutch braid basic tutorial // bangs // wrap-around // up-do

8. Waterfall braid basic tutorial // waterfall braid + how to finish it off

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Modern Madonnas

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never forget what you are. the rest of the world will not. wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

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I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, “Kiss me harder,” and “You’re a good person,” and, “You brighten my day.” I live my life as straight-forward as possible. Because one day, I might get hit by a bus. Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands. But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate. And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care. We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans. We never know when the bus is coming.

Rachel C. Lewis, Tell The People You Love That You Love Them   (via thatkindofwoman)

This is true. As a frequent user of public transport, there are times when I’m waiting nearly an hour for that piece of shit bus.

(via browncoatbynight)

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Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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Never underestimate a Marylander’s dedication to old bay

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Heres some things that will make you miss your child-hood!

Pictures courtesy of : http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-that-look-just-like-childhood

1. THE HARDEST GAME YOU WILL EVER PLAY.

2. THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE

3. THESE BAD BOYS

4. THIS WAITING SCREEN

5. TALKING APPLIANCES (y)

6. SPINNING/FLYING DOLLS

7. BLOW UP FURNITURE

8. ACTUAL GOOD CEREAL PRIZES

9. THIS TRIO

10. THESE COLLECTIBLE PLATES

11. CRAZY CHOKERS

12. HIT CLIPS! (Y)

13. ORANGE TAPES

14. ROBO DOGS

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A Compilation Video of Tiny Puppies Learning to Howl

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