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"Don't steal" mfs when they see me stealing $50,000,000 dollars worth of cool shit for free:
(Someone else add a reaction image I don't like them so I don't have any dowloaded.)
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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind
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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".
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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame
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I don’t believe in personality tests but I DO think that if you go into your AO3 bookmarks and open the filter options for “additional tags” you learn forbidden knowledge about yourself
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I'm literally gonna die I have to finish this group project that I alone am responsible for editing and the software I was using had a paywall and I had to waste time finding a new one and then the new one was really laggy and wouldn't actually show me the video and it was really hard to figure out which one was which and I'm missing some of the footage so I'm not gonna get it turned in on time which is fine I guess but I feel bad for making that executive decision for my group but I don't really have any other option cuz it's late asf and ALSO I have a fucking game tomorrow so i can't even go home before going back to school and I'm gonna be tired ASF because all the classes I have free time in I'm gonna use to finish this stupid ass project and if I by some miracle get that done early enough I might have time to work on homework I haven't done that's really stupid and tedious and it's times like this I consider using ai to help but because I'm not a fucking loser I won't but Jesus christ I am cookeddddd
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It’d just be so cunt if Byler went canon
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lighthouse keeping is a cruel temptress to autistic people. here is a great lifestyle for people who thrive on:
maintaining simple structured personal routines
in an isolated setting
with lots of leisure time
and little social interaction
that is the dream!!! EXCEPT also you are roommates with the Evil Terrible Noise That Kills You (foghorn)
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And on breakdown #2 of the day: MY SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER IS A BITCH
Like it's actually a problem I got in the car crying today so many times my mom is trying to get me a 504 plan for his class now and I spent an hour and a half explaining all the bullshit I go through in his class.
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