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Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut Treats

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your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

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Industrial sentimentalism.

Photographer unknown via #utilitarianarchitecture on Facebook.

A reverse image search was totally worth it though.

Now I know there are more pipes and metal tubes that look like they're fucking.

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record set for me having 3 mutuals who love transmission towers & pylons. next i will be shooting for mutuals interested in spring making machines

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Xarron - the first Qu born and raised on Earth

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

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Pringle spinach mango salad

Pringle spinach mango salad

Recipe:

7-12 Pringles

Spinach handful

Mango

I was going to put beef jerky in this as a protein, but the only flavor I had was teriyaki. It didn't go well with the other flavors. ):

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Another salad with chocolate chips. It's worth a try?

Tip: Instead of dressing, add chocolate chips for a hint of sweetness :3

Ingredients for this example salad: spinach, bacon, avocado, sunflower seeds, nuts

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I desperately want an ice cream sandwich but I'm too preoccuiped suffering to get dressed and go to the store ):

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Here's the gift in my header by the way.

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5 posts!

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Don't like dressing?

Here are some sauces I use as dressing, when I dislike salad dressing but want something wet on my salad!

Olive oil

Ketchup

Hazelnut butter (it costs more, but I like it more than peanut butter)

Chocolate syrup (I don't like milk chocolate, so make my own by melting dark chocolate in the microwave)

Vanilla ice cream

Chocolate ice cream

Potato soup

Sprite*

*Rather than pour this on top of my salad, I put it on the side and dip my leaves in it while eating them, so they don't get soggy at all. It's really good with apples! I call them Sprabbles (Sprite apples). :3

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I used Frosted Mini Wheats as croutons. :3

If you're like me, and don't like some common foods (lettuce, croutons...) then remember, salad is an easy place to make substitutions.

When you cook for yourself, every decision is yours.

Ingredients:

Spinach (base)

Sweet potato (cooked)

Walnuts

Strawberry

Frosted Mini Wheats