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Cosmo sex tip #254
In the middle of sex, say ā Long live the kingā then push him off the bed.
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my Netflix algorithm: this bitch loves murders and cooking shows
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make some coffee and donāt think about anyone bro
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PeraltiagoĀ āI love youāĀ Prompts!
There are so many ways one can say I love you. Send me a number and letās see how it goes down between Jake and Amy. Feel free to add your take on it/ideas in the ask!Ā
Stole this cute lilā list from @wrathofscribblesĀ and as far as i can understand itās created by @blondetins btw! So it is not mineeee!Ā
Pull over. Ā Let me drive for a while.
It reminded me of you.
No, no, itās my treat.
Come here. Ā Let me fix it.
Iāll walk you home.
Have a good day at work.
I dreamt about you last night.
Take my seat.
I saved a piece for you.
Iām sorry for your loss.
You can have half.
Take my jacket, itās cold outside.
Sorry Iām late.
Can I have this dance?
I made your favourite.
Itās okay, I couldnāt sleep anyway.
Watch your step.
Here, drink this. Ā Youāll feel better.
Can I hold your hand?
You can borrow mine.
You might like this.
Itās not heavy, Iām stronger than I look.
Iāll wait.
Just because.
Try some.
Iām sorry, I didnāt mean to.
Look both ways.
Drive safely.
Well, what do you want to do?
One more chapter.
Donāt worry about me.
It looks good on you.
Close your eyes and hold out your hands.
Thatās okay, I bought two.
After you.
Weāll figure it out.
Can I kiss you?
I like your laugh.
Donāt cry.
I made this for you.
Go back to sleep.
Is this okay?
I picked these for you.
Iāll drive you to the hospital.
What do you want to watch?
You can go first.
Did you get my letter?
Iāll do it for you.
Call me when you get home.
I think youāre beautiful.
Are you sure?
Have fun.
Sit down, Iāll get it.
I made reservations.
I donāt mind.
It brings out your eyes.
Thereās enough room for us both.
You donāt have to say anything.
Wow.
Happy birthday.
Iāll pick it up after work.
It can wait until tomorrow.
Cross my heart and hope to die.
Itās two sugars, right?
Iāll help you study.
Stay over.
I did the dishes.
You didnāt have to ask.
I bought you a ticket.
Youāre warm.
No reason.
Iāll meet you halfway.
Take mine.
We can share.
I was just thinking about you.
I want you to have this.
Call me if you need anything.
Do you want to come, too?
Iāll still be here when youāre ready.
Is your seatbelt on?
Sweet dreams.
I was in the neighbourhood.
Stay there, Iām coming to get you.
They key is under the mat.
It doesnāt bother me.
Youāre important, too.
I saved you a seat.
Iāll see you later.
I noticed.
You can tell me anything.
I hope you like it.
I want you to be happy.
I believe in you.
You can do it.
Good luck.
I brought you an umbrella.
Iāll pick you up at the airport.
Take a deep breath.
Be careful.
I love you.
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āA little coffee. A little sunlight. Your troubles will get smaller.ā
ā Richard Webber
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Hey guys! I started a youtube channel and this is my very first video in English! Hope youāll take a look. Just a lilā peak xx
Amy Santiago Halloween Transformation!
My newest obession aka. Brooklyn Nine-Nine meant that I of course had to be Amy Santiago for halloween. And I also happened to film the whoooleee thing! Click the link to watch - it would mean the world to me!Ā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tJTdOtUv2M&t=17s
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they literally did not have to go this hard, be this beautiful
But they did
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a concept: heavy rainfall when youāre tucked up in bed. like if u agree.
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