odinsweakestwarrior

[odinsweakestwarrior]

When we fight god, we will use the meat of his beloved to show him that we do not appreciate his interference in our perfection.

[odinsweakestwarrior]

In every "hero so scary, every non enemy is scared of them" story, there should be at least one group of weirdos that doesn't care.

Does this character have the ability to kill them all at once with no chance of escape? Yes. Does he have no reason to not do so? Yep. Does he want to? Absolutely not.

Yeah, doom slayer is here, but, like, there's fucking pizza and we're playing halo on an old xbox 360. He can fucking chill.

[odinsweakestwarrior]

The one time I publicly cried at work instead of shutting that shit down was because of 2 songs.

The first was "goodbye" by bo burnham, which was followed by "Pop Muzik" by robin scott, and it was because of the line "tears falling down at the party. Saddest little baby in the room"

I think it's because on days where I genuinely should be happy, I wind up sad and alone. Idk

[odinsweakestwarrior]

Might make a bunch of social accounts all named "the collective." Basically, it would be a public account that anyone can post on. If everyone within the collective agrees, "we" leave the video be. Whether it's about current events, anime, games, etc. If the collective disagrees, we remove it. The idea is to get a certain amount of people within the collective.

[odinsweakestwarrior]

When I was in choir in like 8th grade, a mouse made it into the auditorium during practice, and everyone was freaking tf out. I'm sitting there going "just kill it" and that went on for like 5 minutes before someone said "if you're so brave, YOU do it." And I was all like "sure, ok" so I hopped off the stage we were told to go on, and the teacher had to be like "no, you are NOT killing the mouse." Long story short, we just moved to another classroom.

[odinsweakestwarrior]

My best friend and I were watching a playthrough of some superhero game where you have to dispatch heroes to crimes and tasks, but the player was so bad at the game that him and I were getting genuinely pissed off. We had to turn it off before we got even angrier.

[odinsweakestwarrior]

Tiny boy in a world of bliss.

Tell him that he must overcome such temptation to get the truest prize of all: hunger.

[odinsweakestwarrior]

One time in my gc, we were talking about dnd characters and my friend mentioned her character named "Gorlax the Unbroken" or something like that. Interested, I asked her to tell me the details, to which she responded "he's half human, half human" and I had to be like

"That's just.

That's just a guy."

[odinsweakestwarrior]

He's stuck, leave him alone

[odinsweakestwarrior]

Today at work, I lifted up a baking sheet to move it so I could put wings on the speed rack and then go back to the dish pit. Turns out it was greasy and gross from an unsupervised pack of hotdogs someone left (btw, the hot dogs were the only thing there, just them. It took up maybe 10% of the whole thing.) When I lifted it up I thought "this would be really gross in real life" before realizing this was real life and I'm just wildly confused. It's not even like I'm chronically online, I only go on just before bed. Why did I automatically assume this wasn't real???

[odinsweakestwarrior]

2 gay guys are sharing a room on a college field trip. Alan is in love. He's thinking about how much romance could bloom during these 3 days. Their hands touch. They turn to look at each other. Alan blushes. "Is this gonna be like in those movies. They stare for a moment. Alan blushes harder. "Can-" ahhhh, romance is too much for Alan to handle "-you stop fucking moving?!" What? "You've been shifting all night. Fucking stop."

[odinsweakestwarrior]

You're all cakes. Bake with your own ingredients, don't let others tell you your favorite flavor.