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He reminds me of the barking dog man

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called "Vampire The Masquerade" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: whatever man. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw nines at grout's mansion

my buddy phillip pacing: the prince is lying to us

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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

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Female custodes making the worst people imaginable mad enough they're gonna quit 40k is great, dealing with them moving to battletech is gonna be extremely tiresome

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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choose your path wisely

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Mage The Ascension lore is so fucking funny. The Demiurge is real and it's the friends we made along the way.

The Super Secret Organization that tries to control reality organized the Apollo 11 mission to try to make werewolves weaker but the sheer sense of wonder and amazement the moon landing caused made fairies active again.

Said super secret organization also own several terminator like robots, several space bases (because if a wizard is powerful enough they can't exist near civilization without getting vibe checked by reality) and a Dyson Sphere

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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there are quebecois here

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”